Prosecutors drop sex case against teacher

She offers 'deepest apologies' to boy, 14, and his family

Rod Stewart said it best: Some people have all the luck

article - picture

New Aussie Advert

(the following text is sourced from Amazing Australia - which is actually a pretty funny website)

Peter Falconio, 28, and his girlfriend Joanne Lees were driving their Kombi van north on a very remote stretch of the Stuart Highway, near Barrow Creek, on the night of July 14, 2001.

They were overtaken by a car of which the driver signalled them to stop. After pulling over and stopping Peter followed the man to the rear of the Kombi van and Joanne heard a loud bang and Peter Falconio has never been seen again. The gun man then bound Joanne's wrists with cable ties and punched her in the head before she managed to escape, she ran into the dark outback and hid under a bush for about five hours. She then returned to the dark highway where she flagged down a truck that took her to the nearest roadhouse where the publican contacted police.

Despite a huge manhunt it took almost two years for a suspect to be found in South Australia, in November 2003 Bradley John Murdoch was brought to the Northern Territory for questioning, and after the longest murder trial in the Northern Territory's history, in December 2005 he was found guilty of killing Peter Falconio. The jury had taken eight hours of deliberation to come to a unanimous verdict. Murdoch had been in trouble with the law on previous occasions, in 1995 he spent seven months in prison for shooting at a parked car in Fitzroy Crossing in which an Aboriginal woman was sleeping.

Murdoch will be imprisoned for the rest of his life but the where abouts of Peter Falconio's body remain a mystery.

A while ago i published a little posting which had a pic of a seriously wacky threesome in Armour
on this posting i also posted a pic of the "TANK" seen here .... what i wanna know is
What is Your Flavour ? What do you wanna hear about ? Do you like it being totally Random ?
Tell me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or else the Tank gets it ... i will crush this Tank like a paper cup
Cant you see my cry's for help @!@!@ All i need is a little Feedback

I am even writing in purple pen for you guys

should we have rules ? No i dont think so but !!!

So often you read a catchy short sentence. Hey that's a good one, I'll keep it in mind you decide. But you'll forget, that's the way it is. sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo please put some substance to the sandwich other wise it is just bread a picture is worth a thousand words so is my anus ,,,,, hey i have a pretty anus NOT! sorry to those out there who do not understand this but it is all about having a voice and shouting somethng that is worth shouting for


totally unrelated to last comment

At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

thanks to Herman de zwaan for writing that funny how witty

according to me success age
4 free ride everywhere
12 free pushbike ride everywhere
17 young chicks loads of spirit
35 ditto
50 wise to the ways but have to pay
70 viagra
75 more viagra
80 you own the company viagra
85 epitaph reads some old pervert lays here
that made the world notice something was up

it just not always about sex that is just one form of expression at least it is an attempt to say something ... i believe in freedom of expression but also fun come on

what is wrong with you people Express It But Express It Well

thanks CB for keeping it real

Me too

Cool
Originally uploaded by Benzmann.

Spiderman says

Finger — in focus.
Originally uploaded by mightyjc.

My spider sense is warning me of danger

Diamond Ring

Diamond Ring,
originally uploaded by Mucahid Zengin.

Burn burn burn
burning ring of fire...

Stoked

If you have not seen ,,,,,,, do so ..... Right Now /././././ stop posing and then we can talk about scars

Who would Date a Monkey?

AIDS: Who is to Blame?
Are species-jumping animal virus experiments responsible for the HIV Holocaust?
By Alan Cantwell, Jr., M.D.
From: http://www.newdawnmagazine.com/articles/AIDS_Who_is_to_Blame.html
Since the beginning of the AIDS epidemic there have been persistent rumors that the disease was man-made, and that HIV was deliberately "introduced" into the American gay and the African black populations as a germ warfare experiment. This so-called conspiracy theory was quickly squelched by virologists and molecular biologists, who blamed primates in the African bush and human sexuality for the introduction and spread of HIV.

Total Eclipse

Eclipse
originally uploaded by botya.

Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round, Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears, Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes, Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart

You remember Total Eclipse of the Heart

hmmm !!! Magic in the 60's and 70's

History of the Magic RoundaboutCreated by Serge Danot in 1965,
The Magic Roundabout became a television legend. The five minute slot just before the early evening news guaranteed the programme a viewing figure of over eight million. Seemingly innocent children's animation series included witty commentary for the adults, allowing two generations to enjoy it. Flavoured with a laid-back and surreal view of life, the programme reflected a heavy sixties feel. It soon achieved a cult status. The programme featured a rather off-the-wall cast. Its included Dougal, a shaggy dog who lived on a strict diet of sugar; an eccentric bouncing character called Zebedee, who would announce his arrival with a 'boing'; a rabbit named Dylan, who could have been accused of growing something considerably stronger than carrots in his vegetable patch; Ermintrude the pink cow, Florence, Brian the snail and their friends in the Garden. Thus The Magic Roundabout staked its place in television history. The most famous sentence of the series was Zebedee's standard declaration "Time for Bed" sending millions of children to sleep every evening. The Magic Roundabout was re-run on channel 4 television at the end of last year, winning yet another generation of young fans.

Brad Branch said " I was a kid and i did not digest that. Sure i was a kid in the colonies but that shit used to freak me out until 'The Goodies' created a giant Dougal . How cool was that shit . Giant Dougal . Anyway guess it was a good time to eat dinner before The Good Doctor made us happy for another 30 minutes "

Cyclone Larry

Cyclone Larry's devastation is still being felt in north Queensland. It looks like an atomic bomb hit the place," said the mayor.

And in case you needed to know:-

• Cyclone Larry vs. the Atomic Bomb; Which one is more destructive?
• Nuclear Weapon Effects Calculator
  

DragonForce

Remember when you were 14 years old and things just ROCKED?

Check out DragonForce and go back there.

[listen to it] [read about it]

the bahai

“The earth is but one country, and mankind its citizens,”

 

This website is a pleasant introduction to a modern(ish) religion.  Is it the Islamic version of the Mormons?

Anyway, it appears that in pursuit of religious freedom the Ayatollah Khamenei has decided to set his secret police to monitoring the activities of Iran's Bahais.  Want to learn more?

 

Have an opinion?  Drop it into the comments.

 

Links:

http://www.persia.com

http://www.bahai.org/

bloody volvo drivers

Wrongtown search

Someone called Jeff dropped this search engine into one of the comments. Check it out.

Search Wrongtown

Club Sandwiches, not seals

Seal hunting.

The Seal hunting season began last weekend. Why do we hunt seals? And why is Seal hunting considerred particularly cruel?

Want to learn more? Visit the Humane Society's website here.

Gonads and Strife!

Remember the Gonads and Strife clip from a few years back? Sure you do.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Alien Loves Predator

Check out the Alien Loves Predator website over here.

Necrophilia

"If Jeffrey Dahmer is sane enough to have safe sex, what about you?"


(the pic is liften from this myspace account)

THe Plucking Song

Would you to get your twanger out or would you rather play with Banger's balls?

See the clip here

dalek's are cool

batman v predator

Watch this short fan movie about Batman versus Joker... until the predator and alien turn up.

[movie here]

tools

What could you use this for?

phone sex

Go to ebaumsworld and check this classic VP video

Rate it in the comments.

gunthernet

Pleasureman Gunther is set to have the biggest smash-hit of the summer with his fantastic debut single 'Ding Dong Song'. Günther is a 29 years old gentleman style 2000 in his best years. Günther is a true European, his origin is Sweden but he sees himself as a global citizen.

Günther has always been in the entertainment industry and now he feels it is time to change the attitude of the world to do something better.

Günther wants to change the worlds look at the sexual way of thinking, so he have started a new trend to sexualise it more in the world. "A Günther trend". He has only started his mission to go out in the world and spread the message of Love.

The four main things in Günthers life are Champagne, Glamour, Sex and Respect!

Welcome to gunthernet

[listen here]

milkshake

Is your milkshake really better than hers?

porn accident

Want to see an accident on a porn set? Click here.

Neil Young Set Lists

Tom Hambleton has created a website called Sugar Mountain which is a compilation of set lists from Neil Young's concert performances from way back when to recently.  It's here.

Bloodstained soul

I dont want to be cruel but check this band's website out. [Bloodstained Soul.]

They are a bunch of 18yo boys and their music is kind of lame but they seem to have followed Cartman's guidance and are aiming for the Christian demographic. My favorite bit is the FAQ page. (I guess they get emailed questions like this each day and are sick of answrring them.

Q. What does the name BloodStainedSoul mean?
A. The name BloodStainedSoul is a representation of the fact that Christ has washed our souls clean with his blood. The name is to show people that we are dead to ourselves and made new in the body of Christ

Well, good luck boys...

KbN

One of our readers dropped a line about their friend's band KbN. I googled and found two bands - one from Taiwan and one from Italy (punk/rock). Which one is it?

You can hear the Taiwan electronic KBN band here and you can read about them here. I can't access from my corporate workstation so someone tell me what they sound like.

There is also an Italian punk band: Klaatu Barada Nikto, aka KBN
They have a website in Italian here and you can listen to tracks here. Punk rock rocks, especially when you don't understand the lyrics!

Chopper read

I'm Chopper Read and that's some farkin art (link)

 

FW: Alaska

Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so, of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

"Name's Lars, your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About 5:00."

"Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you......be some drinkin'."

"Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em."

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."

"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there, Thanks again."

"More'n likely be some wild sex, too,"

"Now that's really not a problem" says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"

Don't much matter ..... Just gonna be the two of us.

Conspiracy theories

Who would have though crazy conspiracy theory nuts would still be at it in this day and age... 

 

Here's a quote from a newsgroup: aus.general  

 

"...So they run a psyop in Australia whereby some poor bloke with an IQ of 70 is set up as the patsy at Port Arthur massacre, with subsequent gun laws and a gun byback scheme for the "safety and security" of the public. This is all orchestrated in secret and behind the backs of the public who has no real idea that the secret agenda is a global army of peacekeepers under the UN with no private citizens having access to firearms..."

And here is a whole repository of conspiracy theories at The Insider.

 

Maybe it's best that you just... don't... know...

I hate Telstra

There are only 221,000 I Hate Telstra webpages. That's a pretty poor turnout for Australia's most hated company. Here is one more to add to the list. Now it's your turn.

Extreme topless dancing

This is so extreme I can't even put a picture up online.

 

See the video here.

The Church of the Subgenius

Become an Ordained Minister NOW...

Or learn more about the church at their website here

US debt = $9 trillion

WASHINGTON -- With no fanfare, President Bush signed a bill Monday pushing the ceiling on the national debt to nearly $9 trillion. 

The measure allows the government to borrow an additional $781 billion and prevent a first-ever default on Treasury notes. It also lets the government pay for the war in Iraq without raising taxes or cutting popular domestic programs.  The debt limit increase was the fourth of Bush's presidency, totaling $3 trillion. With the budget deficit near record levels, an additional increase in the debt limit almost certainly will be required next year. 

The measure allows the debt limit to rise from $8.184 trillion to $8.965 trillion.

Now that's wrong!

[source]

yaaaaaaaahhhhhh

i am constipated ..... i cant BLOG
i will try and use an accountants trick and work it out with
a pencil ....... you are all about to fall victim to a horrible fate
worse than life itself ...... Fair dinkum
I had a great steak the other night at the DOG for those
of you who dont know that is The Duke of Gloucester in Sydney
I am just a little kid ,,,, Obey my Dog
I have leather bound books .....!!!!!
S o watch it and pray that "The Dude" is out there somewhere

May the force with with ye

Brielle - Serial Thriller

I don't usually rate pop music, but when it's family you are kind of obliged. My sister, Angel, is a backup singer (I think) and feature character in Brielle's new video, Thriller, shot at Queensland's Gold Coast.

And anyway this isn't really pop; it's chick rock which can be very cool.

The song is called Serial Thriller (no relation to Michael's song) and was written by Chrissy Amphlette of The Divinyls, Supreme Aussie Rock Band from the late seventies and early eighties.

If you like the song spread the word. It will be released in May. No doubt you'll see it on Saturday morning TV soon.

[Music video clip here]
[Brielle's website]
[More on the Divinyls]

the truck driver's gear change

the truck driver's gear change hall of shame

Many writers and arrangers feel that when their song is in risk of getting a bit tired, it can be given a fresh lease of life by shifting the whole song up a key, usually in between choruses, towards the beginning of a "repeat-till-fade" section. You may have heard this technique informally referred to as "modulation", but the correct ethnomusicological term for the phenomenon is the truck driver's gear change. This reflects the utterly predictable and laboured nature of the transition, evoking a tired and over-worked trucker ramming the gearstick into the new position with his – or, to be fair, her – fist.

 

This site functions as an educational resource with the aim of ensuring that in a better future world, our children, our children's children, and ideally also our children's children's children, avoid this musical crime. Equally, there is an element of name-and-shame involved, to help prevent those who may already have offended from doing so again in their career. Although frankly I think it's too late for Westlife.

 

Example:

 

Culprit	Bon Jovi
Title	Livin' On A Prayer
Year	1986
Written by	Jon Bon Jovi, Richie Sambora and Desmond Child
Submitted by	Karen

If I were flipping through a pub jukebox and stumbled across an album called "Hair Metal Classics", I'd expect this to be the first track ("Crazy Crazy Nights" being the second). And what a solid rock-based gear change it has. When the chorus comes thundering back in the new key, for added measure, the song skips a beat. As does your heart – who can honestly say that they don't find themselves involuntarily punching the air with their clenched fist, bellowing out "whoa-oh, we're livin' on a prayer" at the top of their lungs?

Listen!

 

Rhymes with Schmukkake

Another lift from Boing Boing

Moment of telephone number zen: call this. I don't want to spoil the surprise, but if you are an adult and not offended by a certain fetish that starts with a "b," ends with an "e," and rhymes with schmukkake, you should be aware of the telephone number 818-709-4452 (no, not a phone sex line.) About. (Thanks, Reverse Cowgirl!)

UK review of Intellectual Property Law

War stories needed for UK review of "Intellectual Property Law."

"The Open Rights Group has just launched a website where the public can comment on the Call for Evidence from the Gowers Review, a Treasury-level review of intellectual property in the UK. The Gowers Review deadline is the end of April, and it is an important opportunity to provide an alternative viewpoint on copyright, patents and other aspects of IP. We can be sure that the industries which rely on IP will be lobbying heavily, and it's essential we provide balance in the debate. The Open Rights Group is particularly looking for first-hand accounts of using IP in business (regardless of the size of that business) or in your personal life that illustrate the problems with the current regime." Link

Article lifted frm Boing Boing becasue it's something I beleive in.

Cane Toads. Not in My Back Yard.

Cane toads are bad mmmnokay..?

There is a call for a Not in My Back Yard day in NT to combat cane toads. This website has gentle soft ways of capturing and killing them. Back in the good old days we used cricket bats and gold clubs. How times change - even in the NT.

Bank fees

Frank Hainsworth, 81 years old, of Queensland wrote that he wanted to rob a bank before he died "because they have always robbed me."

Queensland's finest respond swiftly. [read more]

Pac Man is a junkie

You knew Pac man was a pill popper, but did you know how far it really went?

See the video here.

Phone home

Turn off TV Week - April 24-30

Turn off TV Week s coming up.

You can be one of the good people who leave off their TV all week or you can be one of the GREAT people who get your hands on a universal remote and cruise around your neighbourhood at night switching other people's TVs off. Just don't get caught.

The time t go out and buy one is now.

Women eat dirt

Last year I posted something about a man who eats metal [here] and now I present -

Women eating dirt

Most people who eat dirt live in Central Africa and the Southern United States.

Carrie Webb loves the stuff - see more here: http://www.newhouse.com/archive/story1c012502.html

About Geophagy: http://geography.about.com/cs/culturalgeography/a/geophagy.htm

A 1942 survey in Mississippi showed that...
at least 25 percent of the schoolchildren habitually ate earth. Adults, although not systematically surveyed, also consumed earth. A number of reasons were given: earth is good for you; it helps pregnant women; it tastes good; it is sour like a lemon; it tastes better if smoked in the chimney; and so on.*

Loyalty Cards

Exterminate!

Why the fuck not?

Stolenwealth games

Well here I am in Melbourne and I suppose I should say something about the Commonwealth Games. It's a sad fact that I have been busy as hell working on a very dull and un-inspirational corporate project that is keeping the visa people off my back and doing very little else of worth.

I have got this to say though;

To be sure to be sure

Like in Sydney during the Olympics there are plenty of tourists around and there is a festival feel in the air. Going to bars will be fun and busy. Especially today - St Pat's day. Yes we all like this Saints Day best. I'm even going to invite my mate Patrick out for a pint.

Our Prime Minister

Charlotte's cousin is an athlete in the games (a steeplechaser no less) and he got a neat photo taken with our mate Johnny H. this is mostly funny to people who know Charlotte and family - who are rabidly anti John.

Stolenwealth Games

The indigenous people of Australia are protesting the theft of their land with the logo Stolenwealth Games. have a look at this Video article on the protect or visit the protest's official website here.

Indigenous affairs are in the news at the moment, not least just of the games. Our federal minister for Health, Tony Abbott, was on TV a few days ago talking about how aboriginal (mainly teens and early 20's) petrol sniffing is something the community elders should be able to manage... and the other side of the argument - there are hardly any aboriginal elders around - their average lifespan is in the 50's and they are often chronically unwell and underprivileged etc. Want to learn more? Here's somewhere to start and here is Tony's gnome page.

At least Australia's record is no worse than the US. Here's a nice quote from an American online entrepreneur on the topic...

"The white man did not steal this land from the Indians. The truth is, they shared it with us and once we killed them, it kind of became ours."

So anyway after writing this I just booked myself ticket to the boxing. And bought a new camera. Here's to a good splatter shot :)

spiky codpiece

spiky codpiece,
originally uploaded by glowingstar.

And this one is for B-rad

Potato Packing Pirate

Potato Packing Pirate,
originally uploaded by verybigjen.

Melissa - you like books don't you?

Click through the link on the photo to see a bunch of similarly stupid covers.

We love Jocelyn

We love Jocelyn - she wanted cat's eyes and got them!, originally uploaded by asteri design.

Old news I know but check this effot out.

Want to see more plastic surgery gone wrong?

Click here p friend...<>

Support your local sk8 park

Altered sign, originally uploaded by wirehead.

last.fm

Remember music-map?  There's a new site  have discovered called Last.fm which is kind of like ma cross between myspace and music-map.  It's where people list the music they like and a databse shows a kind of Amazon style "if you like this band then you will probably like..." thing.

 

I haven't had a deep look around yet and am interested to know your thoughts on it (especially from users.)

 

Take a look at it 

here

 

The Wall

Now I ask you; Have you been there and done that?

from Chiba, Japan.

Bully for you

"As a troublesome schoolboy, you'll laugh and cringe as you stand up to bullies, get picked on by teachers, play pranks on malicious kids, win or lose the girl, and ultimately learn to navigate the obstacles of the fictitious reform school, Bullworth Academy."

 

A new game called Bully from the maker of the Grand Theft Auto series has US education officials in a lather over the possible impact of graphic depictions of schoolyard violence.

 

The Miami Herald reported this week that the Miami-Dade school district in Florida was preparing to fight the release of the game, which is due out later this year.

 

Although few details of the game have been released, Bully is described by its developer, Rockstar Games, as a humorous, tongue-in-cheek storytelling game set in the schoolyard. [more]

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I have this to say: I have never played GTA but loved playing The Warriors.  Computer-game violence is tops. [Rock Star Games are here]

Band Tantrums

He he

Doncha love it when you send band tantrums on stage?  Apparently this is from a metal band called SI6KS.

 

I saw a band at the ding dong lounge in Melbourne last year.  they were touring from the US, maybe New York.  They started pretty damn hot until the guitarist fell over.  He got up and a minute later fell over again.  Kinda funny when you aren't hanging out to see the band play. 

 

Anyways what do you expect when you start sets late at night in bars?

 

Check this dummyspit.

Ever stayed in the Paris Hilton?

You've always wanted to know this

Hippo Eats Dwarf

A hippopotamus has swallowed a dwarf in a circus accident in northern Thailand. "A dwarf, nicknamed Od, died when he bounced sideways from a trampoline and was swallowed by a yawning hippopotamus, which was waiting to appear in the next act," the Pattaya Mail reported. "Vets on the scene said Hilda the Hippo had a gag reflex which automatically caused her to swallow." The vets said it was the first time the hefty vegetarian had ever eaten a circus performer. "Unfortunately, the 1000 plus spectators continued to applaud wildly until common sense dictated there had been a tragic mistake. Police said the trampoline has been sent for forensic analysis."

 

Read more

Evolution

Thank the God's for the Industrial Revolution

If i had to live in a Hamlet i would not be happy John

I dont mind a drop of Mead But chain mail undies !!!

and P.S. thankyou for tanks ! Tanks sort this shit out quick smart

Whats For Dinner Mom

COD










do we really eat enough fish

i think some of you could possible bump up the diet a little
rich in all sorts of good stuff ... just be careful of the bones dont choke on them

Conferencia.JPG

Conferencia.JPG
Originally uploaded by indigentevirtual.

B-Rad Ball Breaker making his speech remembers Melissa's words of advise for getting over his fear of public speaking

Elvis Trooper 5199

Elvis Trooper 5199
Originally uploaded by Chairface.

Holy Shit

Elvis never died - he just went to a galaxy far far away...