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Smoking makes you sexy Part 2

The A's of Farting

A
air biscuit n as in "Who launched an air biscuit?"

air blast n A powerful fart that when released, makes only a loud "whoosh" sound

air buffet n Like an air biscuit, but hangs around a long time and may be revisited many times.

air tulip n the kind of fart done by the Queen or Penelope Keith

arse cruncher n your bum crunches shut suddenly after this one

ass rumble n the ominous noise inside your body before a fart lets fly

assasination n dropping a silent one in a crowded room and getting someone else to take the blame thus killing their street cred.

http://www.sexymisslizz.com/queenoffarts/farting_jeans.htm

Spoc Casa 2

Can I just say again how much I liked the Spoc-Casa clip?

Ross Noble

I went to the Melbourne Comedy Festival and saw some funny things.  A highlight was Ross Noble.  If you are Australian you probably know him from his TV appearances.  If you are English you may know him cos that's where he's from.

 

I think he's currently living near Woy Woy somewhere, so if you are in a stalking mood off you go...

 

Visit his website and note the lack of jokes.  And see his handsome visage.

 

Brad - you saw him - what did you think?

The Gallery of the Absurd

Like Hollywood?  Like it's absurdity?

Take a look at this guy's website where he does art showing the real Hollywood royalty, as you know they are underneath.  (take a particular look at the Clooney East hotdog pic.  It's almost pornographic.

The Gallery of the Absurd

needs a wax

Joke

Q: What's the difference between the Star Wars prequel trilogy and the war in Iraq?

A: One outlines the manipulation of a corrupt and complacent democracy into a manufactured war to facilitate the rise to power of a malevolent, oppressive, downright evil force ...

... and the other has light sabers.

yeah yeah - you saw it coming

Fuel prices

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Mayor of Wrongtown?

Are you Happy yet?

Why is this fellow stoked?

Has he just been made mayor of Wrongtown?

Click this link and find out.

More Dancing

Are you Happy yet?

Why is this fellow stoked?

Has he just paid his deposit for Bull-Ski 06?

Click this link and find out.

Dance MF Dance

Do you like to dance?

Click and watch

Mining Disaster

On April 25, the Beaconsfield goldmine in northern Tasmania had a significant rock fall due to seismic activity measuring 2.1 on the Richter scale. The rock fall led to the death of miner Larry Knight, 45, and the of trapping two other mine workers — Todd Russell, 35, and Brant Webb, 37 — 925 metres underground.

[nicked from the green left]

And now we have pictures of the survivors of the mine disaster:

And you KNOW who rescued them don't you?

Gone fishing

washed up
Originally uploaded by mrtwism.

So. A week of holidays at the whitsundays on the southwind. A week with (almost) no computers. A week of being outdoors in the rain.

Mel, Brad, do your thing while I am away.

i'm a fuckup

i'm a fuckup
Originally uploaded by *Rising*.

press it

Where exactly is Wrongtown?

Is it in Sudan? You be the judge.
Read this: about janjaweed

Project: The Fibre And Fat Experiment

A Science Experiment!

The following analysis was to examine whether it is fat, fibre or a combination of both that causes human excrement - otherwise known as logs - to float.

• read about it

Or skip to the conclusions:

Thus we can conclude that if your diet is predominantly fatty or fibrous, you will increase your journeys to the lavatory by 200%, therefore increasing your toilet paper consumption. If the whole nation were to switch to either a fatty or fibrous diet, the analysts predict a huge increase in deforestation as toilet paper manufacturers struggle to keep apace with demand and share prices in the toilet manufacturing industry will enjoy a boom.

Chillax at Spoc-Casa!

Check the video here

old gandma wrong

Another citizen of wrongtown

Click the picture if you can bear an expanded view

cybermen... sure they are

Anyone hungry?

What a cracker!

Apparently a guy in the US played a game of Russian roulette with his pals. They put a firecracker in their mouths and lit it up. Then they waited to see whether they could remove it JUST before it went off.

The WINNER was supposed to be the one who waited the longest. As it turned-out, this guy was the LOSER - and he was a SORE-loser!!! He was rushed to the emergency ward where this picture was taken.

The picture was removed due to Grossness.

If you are game take a look here - but be warned.

And if you want - you can watch a video of this other idiot sticking a live cracker in his mouth.

Ahh the ranks of Wrongtown citizens are swelling. I'm chuffed.

Learn to dance like Napoleon!

Want to learn sweet dance moves like the Revenge of the Belgian Shuffle, the Greedy Buffet Patron and the Reverse Chicken Walk?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/napoleon


Better still, imagine how cool it would be if you had a sweet pair of boxers to wear while you danced like Napoleon...

Smoking makes you sexy

The new cigarette labels (here in Victoria) are grossing smokers out. Predictably though some smokers have started to collect the various pictures of cancer ridden organs.

Anyway I thought I'd google what cigarette packaging looked like in the 70's and look what I found. Enjoy the show.

Ratbags R us

Still laughing I have just read a post at a website called Ratbags, by a witty (and apparently a bit famous) Sydney dude who takes pleasure out of taking the piss out of the bizarre and physiologically unique among us.

The main part of his sit is called the Mellinium Project, and it comes with this quote:

We all know that "millennium" comes from the Latin words "mille" and "annus" and means a thousand years. The word "millenium" comes from the Latin words "mille" and "anus" and means something else. This web site is devoted to the millenium of sites which don't deserve a place on the Web. We are not putting them on a pedestal - we are offering them a stool.

Anyway I left his site "Full Canvas Jacket" from one of many usenet rants he collected that caused me the latest round of incoherent giggling. Check out this quote;

"...the vagina, like the pipe, is designed for bi-directional flow. The anus, like the rocket launcher, only launches one way! If you continue to stuff anuses, like stuffing a rocket launcher--an explosion will inevitably occur..."

So visit, send him a complimentary email. Go on.

Scientology Still Kills

People are still dying of laughter as they learn more about Scientology.

Read this article about Scientologists in court at Humbug! Are you a scientologist?

Oh Canada!

I just added a guy to the links section on the right; Yeah the one about the Canadian Army.

He's a reader and a blogger and he has a blogsite that is just beginning but he is defineitely a Citizen of Wrongtown.

Take a look here at Pryvett Rodgers site.

for you smokers

Marriage >8-S
Originally uploaded by omj.

giddy up

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