Read one man's compelling argument as to why there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design, and why his theory should be taught in schools, along with the theory of Evolution.
Any Master of Creation who takes measurements with his Noodly Appendage is ok with me. As is any theory that asserts that global warming, increased hurricane activity and other natural disasters are a direct result of the shrinking numbers of Pirates.
See below for an artist's impression of the Flying Spaghetti Monster creating a mountain, some trees, and a midget:
