Can a man take a dump in peace ?

Its a strange world we have enabled. The delusion of a bunch of era's culminating to an era of utter horse shit and self importance that lasts about 3 nano second before we have to self gratify again. What ever happened to masturbation. Such a simple way to get off. And then be happy with life again.I blame a construct of a few so called pioneers to what I call a lazy social media. Its just too easy, too prefab and way too predictable. And now more about the sales pitch than the creativity.

Whats the solution ? 

Besides beer, whisky, tattoos, advocados, tex mex food cooking shows, style influencers, online shopping, Metal band tee shirts (go slayer go slayer go slayer)  remixes,  reduxes, , hashtags, hipsters, snipsters,  snapsters,  eggplant emoticons ( look at my dick its a ripper) dumb people, smart people, 90's cynacism ( yes we though we were gonna change the world one sweaty dreadlock at a time.) just as the revolution will not be televised and dont forget to vote on who is going to be the next rock star.

The real solution 

Support real creativity not some over inflated sales pitch for likes 

Artists, Musicians, Photographers. Film Makers,  Writers, Poets,  Dancers, Actors 

Cartoonists, yes Digital Media as well. (ever watch Liquid Television pre you tube) 

Lay off the online shopping a little. Support a fucking shop where things are tangible. People have faces. 

Dont just rely on "Vintage" create some vintage. Have your sweaty balls jeans become someone elses Woody in 20 years 

And most importantly get your own style.

Fucktards