When I typed into google "eating pork," looking for something witty to accomany this awesome pigface picture I was expecting to see menus, restaurant reviews and recipes. Instead I got at least 5 pages of results telling me why it's wrong to eat pork. Example:
- "He (Allaah) has only forbidden you dead meat, and blood, and the flesh of swine, and any (food) over which the name of other than Allaah has been invoked. But if one is forced by necessity, without willful disobedience, nor transgressing due limits, then Allaah is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful." and
- "And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase." Deuteronomy 14:8
Whatever dudes. So, this being Wrongtown I have to encourage you to get some pork on your fork.
As Homer would say... "Ho ho, Suuure Lisa (v sarcastic), some 'mystical, magical, wonderful' animal."
or even "Here's to alcohol : The cause of ... and answer to all of life's problems."
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