Arnold Schwarzenegger Prank Calls a Drunk Guy (2nd time)

LMOA
twice

Dr.Phil calls a Scientologist

Nukes are fun

Big Boys Toys - Guns And Planes

bang

The war on terror: I think USA is winning

avoiding the smelly stuff

mmmm beer

that's just nuts!

Ventrilo Harassment - Duke Nukem Forever

If you like this there are more at youtube.

Balls of Steel!

Pearl: World's meanest landlord

shark

It sure ain't Daxton

But it bloody-well could be...



Bob Log III at the Spanish Club, Melbourne on 17 June 2007.
Fucken A, he was tops.

Nice shootin’ Tex

"Better get a lawyer son... better get a real good one".

Australian drag racer, Troy Critchley, kills a shitload of kiddies and injures a buttload of others at a charity event in Tennessee after losing control of his car mid-burn out. He could now face charges.

Sucks to be him right now.





I would apologise for the utter poor taste shown in selecting the headline in this post, but this is, after all, the blog formerly known as Wrongtown.

Who you callin a Dwarf ????

we are just lttle people

people think its cute to paint us and

show off our bot bott's but i will tell you

dont F with the little MAN !!!!

Got it !!!!!!!!!!!!!

We will mess your shit up !!!!!!!!!!

You Said Plastic People

Hers How we make plastic people ready foryour fun

and enjoyment this is a fun model made for stimulation

and pleasure

dont need to wear a rubber SHE IS ONE !!!!!!

you waant plastic people?

Don't fart in a wetsuit

Plastic People

And further comments on that Zappa/Crossfire clip

Hot For Teacher- Van Halen

PARIS IN JAIL: The Music Video

it had to happen

the paris video you wated to see

can't wait till halloween?

here is a fix to last you the next few months

Batman, we have a Crime spree

There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over

This is from 1986. Do you think we've come very far?

Red versus Blue

With 99 episodes you can save yourself a night or two of bad TV. Very funny. Consistently.

And another series - Civil Protection

Letters From Paris

Flight of the Conchords

Yo. Check out this choice new series on HBO. Bro.






"Flight of the Conchords follows the trials and tribulations of a two man, digi-folk band from New Zealand as they try to make a name for themselves in their adopted home of New York City. The band is made up of Bret McKenzie on guitar and vocals, and Jemaine Clement on guitar and vocals.

Bret and Jemaine have moved to New York in the hope of forging a successful music career. So far they've managed to find a manager (whose "other" job is at the New Zealand Consulate), one fan (a married obsessive) and one friend (who owns the local pawn shop) -- but not much else."

What The ????

Memo to oneself dont forget
to not Crash yourBig Mofo Ship
into the little pretty beach

10 Simple Steps to Becoming a Han Solo Blogger

From the Rich Minx Blog;

I simply couldn’t let the 30th anniversary of the very first Star Wars movie pass by without a tribute post. I was a mere fetus when it was released but that didn’t stop me queuing for days to get to the first screening!

Han Solo was the coolest character in the original trilogy, apart from R2D2. He had the looks, the attitude, the rough exterior with the inner hero and leader just waiting to break out. Here’s what we can learn from Han.

Read the 10 steps here

The worlds BEST

Erina, you haven't even been on your honeymoon yet!
Originally uploaded by kelgra77

Always the bridesmaid?

Get some PEP's here

joke

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meagre looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

innovation

A group of NSW oyster farmers are attempting to chemically boost the aphrodisiac qualities of their oysters — by feeding them Viagra.

Oysters for meals on long haul flights maybe?

meaty bites

35-year old Jonah Falcon says that he has bedded hundreds of women… and men as well over the years due to his “penis reputation” and says that he feels his organ has “reduced him to a mere sex toy.” He says he won’t have casual sex anymore and is looking for a real relationship.



Read more here

Bond, James Bond

What's your favorite Bond movie?

I just saw the most recent one and it just aint that good. Where is the style of Connery, the humour of Moore?

What's your favorite? Octopussy? Live and Let Die? Casino Royale?

one fine day

This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done, post a comment here.

You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

1. Smoked pot -- $10
2. Did acid -- $5
3. Ever had sex at church -- $25
4. Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
5. Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
6. Had sex for money -- $100
7. Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
8. Vandalized something -- $20
9. Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
10. Beat up someone -- $20
11. Been jumped -- $10
12. Crossed dressed -- $10
13. Given money to stripper -- $25
14. Been in love with a stripper -- $20
15. Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
16. Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
17. Ever drive drunk -- $20
18. Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --50
19. Used toys while having sex -- $30
20. Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before --$20
21. Went skinny dipping -- $5
22. Had sex in a pool -- $20
23. Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
24. Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
25. Cheated on your significant other -- $10
26. Masturbated -- $10
27. Masturbated in public -- $15
28. Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend--$200
29. Sleeping with your best friend spouse -- $150
30. Done oral -- $5
31. Got oral -- $5
32. Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
33. Stole something -- $10
34. Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
35. Made a nasty home video -- $15
36. Had a threesome -- $50
37. Had sex in the wild -- $20
38. Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
39. Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20
40. Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
41. Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
42. Been in love with two people or more at the same time --$50
43. Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
44. Went streaking -- $5
45. Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
46. Been arrested -- $5
47. Spent time in jail -- $15
48. Peed in the pool -- $50
49. Played spin the bottle -- $5
50. Done something you regret -- $20
51. Had sex with your best friend -- $20
52. Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
53. Had anal sex -- $80
54. Lied to your mate -- $5
55. Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Okay - what's your fine?

Rollins riffs on Shatner

Part 1


Part 2

Just in time for Christmas in July

speaking of do's and don'ts

Do you own a dog?

Do you love your dog?

Does you dog love you?

Sparta: "EmeNakia"

If there is such a thing as an epic music video, this would be one. Based on the autobiographical events that shaped the life of Sparta's drummer, Tony Hajjar, "Eme Nakia" tells his deeply personal story of how the Hajjar family fled Lebanon during a brutal civil war, and the lasting scars it inflicted upon his kin.



SPARTA RETURNS TO AUSTRALIA!!

We are happy to announce our long overdue return to the land down under! We can't wait!

TICKETS ON SALE 9AM, FRIDAY 25 May

FRIDAY 20 JULY: MELBOURNE, HIFI BAR (18+) Tickets or 132 849

SATURDAY 21 JULY: SYDNEY, METRO THEATRE (18+) Tickets or 132 849

SUNDAY 22 JULY: BRISBANE, THE ARENA (18+) Tickets or 132 849

-Sparta

want hardcore porn?

follow this link for hardcore action from the early nineties

Pirates of the Carribean meets Urkel

"Being a sculpture at an old lady’s house is about as original as it gets."

This pic is from Vicelands's Do's and Don'ts -fashion advice for the world. Guess which one this was...

Bad Parenting 2

Ouch