Daxton - Blackweed

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WHERE ARE MY SPECTACLES

its real dark in here

THE SIMPLE SOLUTION

An average cow in a barn produce 542 liters

of methane a day, and 600 liters when out in a field

so where do we keep you guys Andrew and Gig

to keep the levels down .... You do realise this is

the most cost effective and quickest way to reduce

Greenhouse gas's .... You can listen to those

DumbAss politicians and Scientists for the

Answers ...

But what we really have to do is this !!!

EVERY TIME YOU AND YOUR COW FARTS

DON'T LAUGH ,,, AND CUP IT INTO YOUR

FRIENDS FACE , SAY

"OH MY GOD I AM KILLING A DAY" !!!!!!!!

SAY NO TO COW FARTS AND WE WILL MAKE

A FUTURE FOR OUR FART FREE CHILDREN

Tall Guys

At six feet five inches, he is listed in the guiness book of records for the world's tallest leading actor, a record he shares with Vince Vaughn Who am I ?

brazillian

"I'll show you my Australian of you show me your Brazillian."

It's kind of lucky that Mandy Vanstone is getting the Italy gig rather than the Brazil gig.

This is my rifle, this is my gun

Apparenty this dude got thrown out of the US marines for violent fantasies expressed in a creative writing assignment.

That would never happen in Canada would it?

101 dumbest moments in business (last year)

Here is just one of them:

Crisp. Refreshing. And only ever-so-slightly poisonous...
Los Angeles-based Fiji Water runs magazine ads for its bottled water with the headline "The Label Says Fiji Because It's Not Bottled in Cleveland." Cleveland officials retaliate by running tests revealing that Fiji bottled water contains 6.3 micrograms of arsenic per liter, while the city's tap water has none.

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Manoharan, aka Snake Manu

Manoharan, alias Snake Manu, passes two tree snakes through his nostrils in the southern Indian city of Chennai December 20, 2006. REUTERS/Babu

Plop 3

Yay for Pants Man!!



I can make pleasure all over your face.

Who came first?

The chicken or the egg?

Fart on my face

Welcome to Melbourne, home of cool and stylish street art.

Plop 2

For when ya gotta go, and you don't love your neighbour.

Alexander Downer insulting his wife

howard/for andy

keating/for mel

Trevor's Predicament

Do you think Brazil nuts are smoother than their European counterparts?

If so, Trevor's choice in his preferred grooming methods may have hindered his efforts at quickly resolving the issue at hand, the frictional resistance proving too great an impediment.

My Brother's Alibi

As seen on The Chaser.

Another Definition of Irony

created by Cartoon Tom

South Park WoW- Live to Win

Santana - Samba pa ti

discovery channel

how much funnier would this be if the guy's mate yelled 'monkey face!!' after the elephant mishap...

For brad - More than meets the eye!

WWEEEEeeeee!!!!!

Grindhouse

From Key Reports:

A city councilman in Utah, Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the east mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built a new home.

The new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. The new neighbor had to drop the roof line, at great expense.

Recently, Mark Easton called the city, and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. When they went to Mark's home to see the vent view, this is what they found...(see attached pictures) ...

Mottley Crewe - Serious Fun With A Staple Gun

Spelling Bee

This is kinda funny (for those Napoleon fans, anyway)

Bike for Sale

you've seen evil santa

now here's EVIL EASTER BUNNY!

How Easter Eggs Are Made

uploaded by wayodd, or so it seems

C.Y.O.T. Season 2 Preview

soccer mums?

hapy easter

hard ons tomorrow

Brad for PM?

I just stumbled across this myspace group..... interesting.

Australia has long suffered at the hands of dodgy politicians. It is an interesting fact to note that there has not been a single australian prime minister with the given name of brad or any of its derivatives. With the last fedral elections being some what of a shemozzle, it is up to us, the brads and brad lovers of Australia to forge a new era. One in which the name brad will be synonymous with Australian politics. This group is open to anyone who believes that brads can make a better Australia. Yet, alas, come D-Day, only thos who are brad will be contesting seats. Federal elections - here comes brad!

The movement has, apparently, begun.

Two Nations Come of Age

In honour of ANZAC day and the 90Th anniversity of the battle of Vimy Ridge, I would like to submit this article from the Toronto Star comparing the battles of Gallipoi and Vimy Ridge. Both this battles seem give birth to both Canada's and Australia's national identities. Gallipoi was the ANZACS first oversea campaign of the great war. Vimy Ridge on the western front was the first time all 4 canadian divisions fought all together as a corps. The ridge was a well fortified trench line held by the germans, The french and British had tried to take the ridge before, but had failed with appalling casaulties. On April 9TH,1917 the canucks went over the top and after a hard fight had taken the ridge completely.

We canucks and Aussies have alot in common, both were colonies of Great Britian, that grew into great independent countries, we like our beer cold, and both our countries came of age on the bloody battlfields of World War I. I for one will hoist a pint to the diggers and play Waltzing Matida on April 25. Thanks for your service. Lest We Forget.

http://www.thestar.com/News/article/198156

It's a Big Big World...

It's a Big Big World...
Originally uploaded by Ya Ya.

This is just a cool ic I found when browsing for a new desktop background. Looks great doesn't it.

Toys Misbehaving

Toys Misbehaving
Originally uploaded by Cade.

"Flush it! Flush it!'" chanted Darth.
"What are you doing to Mr Bigglesworth?!?!" Dr Evil shrieked walking in.
"Uh, he was dirty, we were just washing him!" Skeletor explained.

Excerpt from a toy story I've been working on:
forces2005.blogspot.com/

the schizophrenia of america

the schizophrenia of america
Originally uploaded by oceanpark.

Want to read an argument?

" think this sums up the paradox of two main messages in contemporary american culture: be impossibly skinny; eat superfatty hamburgers.

(no this is not about using sex to sell or the evils of advertising or brainwashing or the "immorality" of paris hilton's outfit or censorship. it's an observation of the unintended ironic jewel that was created when carl's jr. decided to hire the superskinny paris hilton to sell their insanely fatty burgers.

unfortunately, this irony seems to be lost on a few more people than just paris herself. i guess people are just used to hearing the same argument...) "

.. and then an argument begins. Cick the pic to read more

I'll be frank with you

Was having a bbq yesterday and burned myself while playing silly buggers.