Saturday, 12 October 2013

Shopping Cart ? no thanks !


Hello my friends and fellow purveyors of Wretched Wrongtown! Antics aka The WWA.
We have been hiding, lurking, observing , watching in the shadows and numerous other twisted activities for many years now. To find our beloved expressive WWW has been taken over by Goobers and no I don't want a better word for them. 

These Goobers in their chambray shirt , hip sneakers  and hyper  OCD, ADHD and numerous other excuses have turned our twisted playground into a shopping mall.

It saddens me that the complexity of something that was so simple has been taken over by them and their desire to find that Totally- Amaze ball's one of a kind mass produced Super Awesome commodity. 

I Search. I Google. I Web Crawl. Only to see the wrongness in this world and all I find on my first page is things that I dont give a rats about and definitely don't want to buy. Depending on how much that company has paid to have their precious Meta Words take over my quest. Making my job much harder to show you my expression of wrongness. 

Shame on the WWW for selling out and thats not wrestling Sista !!!

But I am back and going to do my best to entertain you and hopefully stimulate that grey matter into thinking (Damn that shit is wrong in this little town). 

Monday, 29 November 2010

What the F happened ?


IS the world so messed up that we are being fed so much crap
media ? what happened to journalists ? they turned into wankers
so much crap !
We need some things to keep us sane Beers Broads and Blow jobs
The three B's of summer
Make this summer one to " Take the world back "

The poulation of Wrongtown has been MUTED
get off your arses and MAKE AN EFFORT TO SAVE MY SANITY !

Thursday, 17 December 2009

wrong?

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Saturday, 8 August 2009

zombies versus humans

This is [MD] Zombie Mod Infection on counter-strike 1.6. It is humans vs zombies. At round start, one player is randomly chosen to become the first zombie. That zombie's job is to infect everyone. The video is green because the map is pitch black; humans can't seen crap in the dark, but zombies can. This server's IP is 74.86.251.127:27017

Friday, 7 August 2009

Gumph Gumph !



Finbarr Saunders
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finbarr_Saunders

Finbarr Saunders is a long-running comic strip in the British comic magazine Viz.
The strip is about a boy (Finbarr Hawtrey Saunders) who is always overhearing ambiguous conversations, usually between his divorced mother and their neighbour, Mr. Gimlet, with whom she always eventually ends up having sex. For the majority of the strip, Finbarr does nothing but laugh at the double entendres he hears, making noises such as "Fnarr! Fnarr!", "Warf! Warf!", "Tsssk Tsssk", "Chortle Chortle" and "K-Woo! K-Woo!", until the end where he (usually) mistakes the sounds of his mother having sex for something much more innocuous.

A few examples of double entendres, all taken from issue 138 of Viz:

When talking of his wife's antique camera, a man says "I've spent many a hot afternoon with my face under her hood, flicking away at that button, trying to make those leathery old flaps open up."

When talking of his picture printing apparatus he says "I've got a small Johnson, but it can enlarge to nigh on a foot when it is turned on in a darkened room"

When demonstrating how easy it is to take off the lens he says "A few quick twists of the wrist and it comes off in a couple of seconds... Mind you I haven't had it off in ages, so it was very stiff this morning"

When talking about taking pictures of people he passes on the street, he says "I often startle passers-by when I suddenly pull it out of my trousers and it goes off in their eyes."

When describing the lamp in his darkroom he says "Mine's quite large and glows red at the top"

He is sometimes visited by his mother's Russian friend, Sergeigav. Unfortunately, Sergeigav's English is very bad, which results in his sentences being corrupted in often lewd ways (for instance, "Your mother wants me to fetch her aerosol" becomes "Your mother wants me to felch her arsehole"). He first appeared in 2002, having moved to the UK in order to improve his English.

This was evidently unsuccessful - in early 2005 he appeared and claimed to have a "rock hard dick" which was "spunking now" (he actually meant that he had a "record deck" which was brand "spanking new").

Typically, the final frame of the cartoon features mother and friend going off to perform a sexual act. They even say what they are up to but this time Finbarr fails to laugh and comes up with an innocent explanation which he shares with the reader. For example, once Mr Gimlet is heard to say,

"What a large crack, Mrs Saunders. Would you like me to fill it?"

after a strip full of innuendo related to decoration and DIY. Finbarr deliberately takes it to mean that Mr Gimlet has found damage in the coving of his mother's bedroom, rather than the obvious sexual pun.

If she has sex with Sergeigav, then his bad English is reversed and he utters seemingly polite sentences to describe his sex acts (such as asking Mrs Saunders if she likes the taste of his "cake" as she fellates him).


12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator:
'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator:
'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:
'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977:
'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator:
'One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said:
'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:
'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.'

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets..'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:
'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'

FNAR FNAR

BITCHES !

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those " DNA things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.