Saturday, 12 October 2013

Shopping Cart ? no thanks !


Hello my friends and fellow purveyors of Wretched Wrongtown! Antics aka The WWA.
We have been hiding, lurking, observing , watching in the shadows and numerous other twisted activities for many years now. To find our beloved expressive WWW has been taken over by Goobers and no I don't want a better word for them. 

These Goobers in their chambray shirt , hip sneakers  and hyper  OCD, ADHD and numerous other excuses have turned our twisted playground into a shopping mall.

It saddens me that the complexity of something that was so simple has been taken over by them and their desire to find that Totally- Amaze ball's one of a kind mass produced Super Awesome commodity. 

I Search. I Google. I Web Crawl. Only to see the wrongness in this world and all I find on my first page is things that I dont give a rats about and definitely don't want to buy. Depending on how much that company has paid to have their precious Meta Words take over my quest. Making my job much harder to show you my expression of wrongness. 

Shame on the WWW for selling out and thats not wrestling Sista !!!

But I am back and going to do my best to entertain you and hopefully stimulate that grey matter into thinking (Damn that shit is wrong in this little town). 

2 comments:

Mr Shit said...

whre the F#@# have you been ?

GrandmasterMellyMel said...

Shit bitch, where you been?