Wednesday 28 February 2007

there goes the fucking worksafe mode

CHILDREN OF THE SUN - BILLY THORPE

'Crazy' rocker Billy Thorpe dies

By staff writers and wires
February 28, 2007 09:01am
www.news.com.au

AUSTRALIAN rock legend Billy Thorpe has died this morning after suffering a major heart attack overnight. Thorpe, 60, died in the early hours of the morning after he was rushed to Sydney's St Vincent's Public Hospital at 2am (AEDT), a spokesman has said.
He is survived by his wife Lynne, and daughters Rusty and Lauren. "His family were with him when he passed away," the spokesman has said on Channel 9. Thorpe's manager Michael Chugg has said the death is a "terrible tragedy", as Thorpe had just finished recording a new album and was very happy after a recent acoustic tour.

Ambulance crews were called to Thorpe's Sydney home shortly after midnight after the star began suffering chest pains. He was taken to hospital in a serious condition but then went into cardiac arrest and could not be revived. "He woke at 1am feeling terrible. Shortly after that he had a massive heart attack, the paramedics were called to the house, they worked very hard in hospital," Mr Chugg said on Channel Nine. Thorpe's former manager Michael Browning, who also handled AC/DC, has said Thorpe was a "genius". "I don't think there has ever been anyone in Australia that has been able to work the crowd like Billy Thorpe. He was just amazing, an actual genius as a showman."

fucking sign


fucking map


Fucking News


Monday 26 February 2007

Meat University

Now it's Meat University
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Where U Bin ?



Who would have though 6'4" to 6'6"
according to his stats

http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/terrorists/terbinladen.htm

Kind of Hard to miss but then i was looking for a short guy
25 + 2 Mil US thank you very much

Friday 23 February 2007

Thursday 22 February 2007


New scent, direct from Bali


NSW defends decision to allow Cheney's crew to carry guns

The New South Wales Police Minister, John Watkins, has defended a decision to allow the US Vice President's security guards to carry guns while in Sydney.
The State Government has changed regulations to allow members of Dick Cheney's party to carry weapons when they arrive tonight.
Mr Watkins says the Federal Government requested the change.
"They made very clear that this was critically important to the visit by the Vice President," he said.
"Accordingly, we've changed the regulations to the Firearms Act which will enable a certain number of the Vice President's party to carry firearms under licence.
"In New South Wales there are very strict conditions being placed on that."


Now hang on a minute. Isn't Cheney the same dude who 'accidentally' shot his mate whilst hunting??

Methinks NSW Police Minister John Watkins might want to reconsider his decision...

Monday 19 February 2007

Sunday 18 February 2007

Condiment or dude splooge?

Dude, it's a totally rough freak-out we've all experienced: you're stumbling to the pisser after a long night of partying down, and you totally wipe out after slipping in a funky little puddle of mystery spunk. What was it? Harmless rancid condiment, or nasty-assed pre-crusty dude splooge? To find out if you've got the eye to steer clear of random DNA jelly, rock with the kickin' quiz below!

 

http://www.fratbeat.com/condiment-or-dude-splooge.asp

 

 

Friday 16 February 2007

Yahoo avatars

Go on punters; go get one and post it here.

Brown Note

Yahoo! Avatars Australia & NZ

And don't I wish I was this smooth.


GrandmasterMellyMel

Yahoo! Avatars Australia & NZ

Thursday 15 February 2007

Weill Cornell Robotic Prostatectomy: Surgery (5/6)

Men of Australia and North America,

Protate Cancer is the bullet with your name on it. Too much meat and alcohol, not enough masturbation, well, what can you do.

I'll tell you what; You can get surgury. Watch this video of someone's prostate getting cut away.

It's a training video, so by the end of it you'll be qualified to operate on yourself, or at least on your mates.

John Safran meets the KKK

Watch a Jewish guy try to join the KKK

Bong In My Eye (2006)

Regurgitator versus the SIMS

Mr. Spock on the old Canadian 5


Mr. Spock on the old Canadian 5
Originally uploaded by caterina.
Here's one of the things that really surprised me when I moved to Canada: Canadians don't know how to deface their own currency! And when I demonstrated it for a few Canadians, they were aghast! But that's illegal! they said. Anyway, here is Mr. Spock on the Canadian five, which was replaced in 2002 with a new design. Alas.

A Trip Through the Time Machine


A Trip Through the Time Machine
Originally uploaded by UAE style.
Gold Coast property developers have nothing on these guys. Look at the difference in 15 years.

Sign found in pay-shower stall


Best sign of the year (so far)


Best sign of the year (so far)
Originally uploaded by excard1970.

California signs


California signs
Originally uploaded by effin_peaz.

Wednesday 14 February 2007

Monday 12 February 2007

Monkey is funky

this monkey is NUTS!

Ohje...
Originally uploaded by DevilMotors.

Inappropriate Touching

Homer Wrongtown


This came from a website with the caption "Now you've seen it you can't unsee it."

So true

Frankston... !

Q. Two Frankstonites jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a Frankston girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a Frankston Boy in a suit?
A. The defendant.

Q. Why did the Frankstonite cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.

Q. What do you call a Frankston girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you are driving and you see a Bloke from Frankston on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the first question during a Frankston quiz night?
A. What you looking at?

Q. Two Frankston Blokes in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman!

Q. What do you call a hundred Frankston Residents at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.

Q. Why is three Frankston Residents going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A. Because a Nova has four seats.

Q. What do you say to a Frankstonite with a job?
A. Big Mac please.

Q. What's the difference between a Frankston boy and a Frankston girl?
A. A Frankston girl has a higher sperm count.

Or wherever your local favorite suburb is.

buckets

What is it about buckets today? I'm looking (albeit metaphorically) at you, Bradster.

And who are these dudes? They're kinda weird looking.

Buckets can be fun though, right?

For more bucket fun and games, go here

Buckets !!!! dont be fooled by them !!!!

NEW YORK -- A baby died after rolling off a bed and falling into a bucket of her teenage mother's vomit at a homeless sheter, police said.
The mother, 18, was charged with criminally negligent homicide and endangering the welfare of a child, and could get five years behind bars.

Authorities said she spent the evening of Sept. 15 downing gin and smoking cigarettes and then returned before morning to the shelter where she lived with the 4-month old girl. She then threw up into a bucket of cleaning solution next to her bed, then passed out on the bed, When she awoke about 10 hours later, she found the baby with her head in the bucket,


Man those cigarettes will kill you and others

original story adapted from
By ADAM GOLDMAN Associated Press Writer

The world according to Garb

Foreign Minister Alexander Downer later weighed into issue, saying Mr Howard has every right to speak out.

He dismissed Senator Obama's suggestion that Australia should boost its troop commitment to Iraq by 20,000 it if was so strongly supportive of the war.

"That would be half of our army. Australia is a much smaller country than the United States and so he might like to weigh that up," Mr Downer told ABC radio

Thanks Alex ........ you hear that Guys 40 000 troops all up so all you have to do is sneak in on Friday night when we are all at the Pub getting Shit faced lace 40 000 Kebabs with Rat poison then we go down like a Bag of Shit


I dont really buy into USA politics and neither should that Dweeb we call a Prime Minister

but i like OBAMA sounds like a ridiculously cool guy and he was born in Hawaii but still a politician !!!!!!

John Howard was born in a bucket and we found him floating down the Ganges His reall name is Mahatma Howard


Sunday 11 February 2007

Watch out for the Jerking Authority


DSC_8651- Jerking Authority
Originally uploaded by dogseat.

Blow me!

Queensland cops are game for anything, including a quick blowjob in the toilets. This sign from Cavill Ave, Gold Coast.
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back door

Is this the backdoor?

Or just the backdoor man?
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Rose Tattoo



From back in the day when Angry WAS angry.

Foreigners - you can read up on Rose Tattoo here.

A great aussie rock band from the 70's.

God and an alien are sitting at a bar

just kidding; god isn't real




I stole this from yahoo answers and it seemed funnier at the time...

Battle of the titans


Who do you think won when William Roderick, armed with a rifle went up against John Cheeseman armed with a snorkel.


Cop Porn


Hangover cure

It's Sunday, and this particular Sunday doesn't feel as good as it should. So in order to help others I provide this link to an article on hangovers and how to avoid and get over them.

Enjoy.

Get Your Ching Poo On !






Damn It Turnip Burgers

I am Back

i have modded up

and am looking to rumble

Friday 9 February 2007

RIP Anna Nicole Smith

Former Playboy centrefold and celebrity tragic Anna Nicole Smith died overnight, at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel (there's a pun in there somewhere).

We at Wrongtown salute Anna Nicole, and our condolences go out to her family (or what's left of it).

circle circle dot cot



Love the botty shot

See more pussy on the internet here


Back to school


Tuesday 6 February 2007

Ms Wrongtown says WTF

And so do we.

From the other wrongtown blogspot comes this news item about the incompetence and stupidity of primary school teachers in Phoenix, Arizona.

Excerpt:


Using the name Casey Price, [alleged 29 yo sexual predator] Rodreick attended the Imagine School from August to November before the seventh-grader was thrown out for poor attendance. Investigators said he was caught when he attended school for a day last week in Chino Valley, about 90 miles from Phoenix.

Rodreick also attended a charter school as a seventh-grader for a few weeks in 2005 in the community of Payson, about 65 miles from Phoenix, and had brought classmates home with him, investigators said.

An additional weird fact; he conned a couple of older men (61 and 43) into thinking he was a 12yo and having sex with him. They have gotten into trouble for fooling with a minor.

The weirdness abides.

Canada Redesigns Currency
















Due to the fact that many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen, they have started counterfeiting operations to fund their operations. The canadian mint in a proactive move has redesigned their currency to prevent radical muslim groups from even handling it. They hope also to increase tourism to canada, with the beautiful new bills. I for one give them kudos for their efforts, now that is taxpayers money well spent! The beaver remains a great canadian icon. My heart beats proudly.