Sunday 18 February 2007

Condiment or dude splooge?

Dude, it's a totally rough freak-out we've all experienced: you're stumbling to the pisser after a long night of partying down, and you totally wipe out after slipping in a funky little puddle of mystery spunk. What was it? Harmless rancid condiment, or nasty-assed pre-crusty dude splooge? To find out if you've got the eye to steer clear of random DNA jelly, rock with the kickin' quiz below!

 

http://www.fratbeat.com/condiment-or-dude-splooge.asp

 

 

1 comment:

GrandmasterMellyMel said...

I'da thought the Hazing page be more worthy of Wrongtown.

http://www.fratbeat.com/hazing.asp

Watermelon Pleasure
Heat a watermelon in the oven and core equidistant four holes around its circumference. Wrap it in sheepskin and command the Little Brothers to gang-hump it until they climax. Afterwards, make sure to massage their spent testicles between your fingers. This will enforce a sense of honor.

Nice