Q. Two Frankstonites jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a Frankston girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a Frankston Boy in a suit?
A. The defendant.
Q. Why did the Frankstonite cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.
Q. What do you call a Frankston girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you are driving and you see a Bloke from Frankston on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a Frankston quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two Frankston Blokes in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. What do you call a hundred Frankston Residents at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.
Q. Why is three Frankston Residents going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A. Because a Nova has four seats.
Q. What do you say to a Frankstonite with a job?
A. Big Mac please.
Q. What's the difference between a Frankston boy and a Frankston girl?
A. A Frankston girl has a higher sperm count.
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I take exception to Q&A number 2, re bus shelters.
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