But not as much as the middle east
Tuesday, 12 February 2008
email from god
One day God looked down at Earth, disappointed at all of the rascally behaviour that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to check it out. The angel came down and observed our behaviour for a time, and when the angel returned, he told God, “Yes it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are not.” God was not pleased. So he decided to E-mail some praise to the 5% that were good because he wanted to encourage them - give them a little something to help them keep going.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE E-MAIL SAID?
No? I didn’t get one either
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE E-MAIL SAID?
No? I didn’t get one either
Thursday, 7 February 2008
tons of teddys
A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment.
She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him. She is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she inds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future father of my children?'
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips
He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well,how was it?'
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says: 'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf !!!!
Wednesday, 6 February 2008
keer-ist!
Christian hackers attack MySpace page
What wouldn't Jesus do?
Iain Thomson, vnunet.com 05 Feb 2008
Radical Christian hackers have been waging an online war against atheism.
The hackers repeatedly attacked MySpace's Atheist and Agnostics Group page, deleting groups and members and renaming the site 'Jesus is Love'.
MySpace shut down the group last month despite having promised to keep it up after earlier hack attacks.
The site was put back up in February, but some members are still being barred and some discussions are lost. MySpace has yet to comment on the issue.
"MySpace is running foul of existing laws on religious tolerance," said Terry Sanderson, president of the National Secular Society.
"It is disgraceful that this site was taken down. It is religious discrimination because these actions will protect religious hackers to the detriment of others.
"There is a growing concern from radical Christians about these kinds of atheist websites and they are becoming much more aggressive."
Bryan Pesta, the Atheist and Agnostics Group moderator, started the group in 2004 and claims that it is the largest online gathering of atheists and agnostics.
"We are rebuilding from a recent hacking that banned most regulars and deleted many of the threads that gave us our character," the page states.
"I owe someone at MySpace a thanks for restoring the group, but at the risk of pushing my luck, 'unbanning' the regulars would be really cool too."
MySpace was acquired last year by News International, which is owned by born again Christian Rupert Murdoch.
pinched from http://www.vnunet.com/vnunet/news/2208897/myspace-site-attacked-radical
What wouldn't Jesus do?
Iain Thomson, vnunet.com 05 Feb 2008
Radical Christian hackers have been waging an online war against atheism.
The hackers repeatedly attacked MySpace's Atheist and Agnostics Group page, deleting groups and members and renaming the site 'Jesus is Love'.
MySpace shut down the group last month despite having promised to keep it up after earlier hack attacks.
The site was put back up in February, but some members are still being barred and some discussions are lost. MySpace has yet to comment on the issue.
"MySpace is running foul of existing laws on religious tolerance," said Terry Sanderson, president of the National Secular Society.
"It is disgraceful that this site was taken down. It is religious discrimination because these actions will protect religious hackers to the detriment of others.
"There is a growing concern from radical Christians about these kinds of atheist websites and they are becoming much more aggressive."
Bryan Pesta, the Atheist and Agnostics Group moderator, started the group in 2004 and claims that it is the largest online gathering of atheists and agnostics.
"We are rebuilding from a recent hacking that banned most regulars and deleted many of the threads that gave us our character," the page states.
"I owe someone at MySpace a thanks for restoring the group, but at the risk of pushing my luck, 'unbanning' the regulars would be really cool too."
MySpace was acquired last year by News International, which is owned by born again Christian Rupert Murdoch.
pinched from http://www.vnunet.com/vnunet/news/2208897/myspace-site-attacked-radical
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