Beijing Olympics and the gags are getting thicker and faster...
Wednesday 30 April 2008
Tuesday 29 April 2008
Monday 28 April 2008
Sunday 27 April 2008
Saturday 26 April 2008
Design, Cock & Balls
First read this.
http://www.qbn.com/topics/549623/
Then read this.
http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/
Trust me, funny.
http://www.qbn.com/topics/549623/
Then read this.
http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/
Trust me, funny.
Friday 25 April 2008
"he touched my penuts and it went all little..."
Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.
Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings. ADVERTISEMENT
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.
"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.
Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.
"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.
"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.
Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.
"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
(For full Reuters Africa coverage and to have your say on the top issues, visit: http://africa.reuters.com/ )
(Editing by Nick Tattersall and Mary Gabriel)
Original article
http://au.news.yahoo.com/080422/15/16ktt.html?f=mv
KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.
Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings. ADVERTISEMENT
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.
"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.
Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.
"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.
"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.
Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.
"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
(For full Reuters Africa coverage and to have your say on the top issues, visit: http://africa.reuters.com/ )
(Editing by Nick Tattersall and Mary Gabriel)
Original article
http://au.news.yahoo.com/080422/15/16ktt.html?f=mv
Tuesday 22 April 2008
Farc this
You can just imagine the radio announcer resisiting a grin as every two minites someone says the magic word.
Monday 21 April 2008
evil-ution
Borrowed from the web site of the "Institute of Creationist Strategies" (home.comcast.net/%7Evanandel1/creationpride.htm). Tom Delay must have had this illustration in mind when he said, "Our school systems teach the children that they are nothing but glorified apes who are evolutionized out of some primordial soup." Tom Delay, folks. He probably also thinks that evolution support is really, really strong in prison populations. He'll find out, soon it seems, that the opposite is true.
from flickr
Sunday 13 April 2008
While on the Subject .
Kid Rock no longer annoyed at Vanilla Ice comparison's.
hmmmmm
Vanilla Ice was released from jail Friday following his arrest on a
charge of simple battery for allegedly pushing his wife.
hmmmmm.
ICEMAN: Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash.
hmmmmm.
Todd Bridges (Willis) Fought and won against former rapper,
Vanilla Ice, in a celebrity boxing match.
We have a few contenders
But there can only be one "Mr Cool Ice" word to your mother
hmmmmm
Vanilla Ice was released from jail Friday following his arrest on a
charge of simple battery for allegedly pushing his wife.
hmmmmm.
ICEMAN: Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash.
hmmmmm.
Todd Bridges (Willis) Fought and won against former rapper,
Vanilla Ice, in a celebrity boxing match.
We have a few contenders
But there can only be one "Mr Cool Ice" word to your mother
Friday 11 April 2008
Saturday 5 April 2008
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