Monday, 9 October 2006

War Protesters website: Masturbate for Peace

There's no greater antidote for war than love. Feelings of hatred and distrust form the necessary basis of armed confrontation. Replace those negative feelings with love and you're halfway towards resolution of any conflict.

However, any real love must start from within. You can't love others without loving yourself first. And, of course, masturbation is the greatest expression of self-love. So it's natural that we, the citizens of the world, are joining together to masturbate for peace.

1 comment:

bloggin the Question said...

Good point, but how do you explain that men masturbate more than women, yet participate more in armed conflict?