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Wrongtown, USA

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Thanks and Merry Christmas.

Combat pictures from IRAQ...

Combat pictures from IRAQ... may be disturbing to some, but it also makes you want to fight for your country. Scroll down ONLY if graphic combat scenes do not bother you..

And notice the lack of workplace safetey going on! Criminal.

Sydney Barbie Dolls: The perfect gift for the person who has everything

BONDI BARBIE

Bondi Barbie comes with oversized sunglasses, vintage designer dress and Chloe handbag. This party-girl Barbie is packaged with an arts degree, bar job and a fear of anything 'west'. Barbie's latest Nokia phone can be attached to ear for use while op-shopping, 'doing' lunch, or jogging along the coastal path. Optional accessories include your choice of eating disorder, recreational drug habit, and Tsubi Ken.

Available at Bondi Markets, Tuchuzy and Hugo's (guest list only).


DOUBLE BAY BARBIE
This modern day princess homemaker Barbie is available with a Mercedes 4WD SUV, a Prada handbag and matching Nike Yoga ensemble. She has a master's degree and double-majored, but has the luxury of being a stay-at-home mum with Ken's generous salary. Comes with a Prozac Prescription and Botox. Starbucks mug and Traffic-jamming Blackberry Internet/cell phone device sold separately. Husband Ken is into fishing, golfing and is often "working late."

Available at all Eastern Suburbs Starbucks retailers.


NORTHSHORE BARBIE
This Barbie is only sold at David Jones. She comes with an assortment of Gucci handbags, your choice of a BMW convertible or Range Rover and a long-haired foreign lapdog named "Honey." Also available is her cookie-cutter development dream house. Workaholic, cheating husband, Ken, comes with a Porsche. Available with or without tummy tuck, facelift, and breast augmentation.


BANKSTOWN BARBIE
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, switchblade, '78 Holden Ute with dark tinted windows, and a meth-lab kit. This model is available only after dark and can only be purchased with cash (preferably small bills) unless you're a cop, then we don't know what you're talking about. Boyfriend Ken is in jail.

Available at participating pawn shops.


BLACKTOWN BARBIE
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie comes with a pair of high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Bankstown Barbie's trailer. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, strawberry lip gloss and a see-through halter top. Purchase her Holden Ute Convertible separately and get Fly Buys points absolutely free. Boyfriend Ken is in treatment.

Available at any Big W Store.


CRONULLA BARBIE
This tan model comes dressed in her own Levi jeans two sizes too small, a "100% Aussie" T- shirt and the southern cross tattooed on her shoulder. She has a six pack of VB and comes with Jimmy Barnes CD's. She can spit over a distance of 2 metres and kick mullet-haired Ken's ass when she is drunk. Also available is the gold-toned cubic zirconium ring that Ken gave her after their last big fight. Comes with Barbie's dream fibro house.

Available at K-Mart.


CENTRAL COAST BARBIE
Pregnant at purchase, this Barbie comes with a stroller and bus pass. Also included is a 2 litre bottle of Pepsi and a Centrelink cheque. Construction worker Ken and his '82 Ford pickup are optional.

Available at Target.


BYRON BAY BARBIE
This Barbie is made out of recycled plastic and tofu. She has long straight brown hair, Archless feet, hairy armpits, no make-up and Birkenstocks with white socks. She does not have, want, or need, a Ken doll. If you purchase the optional combi van, you will receive a free rainbow flag sticker.

Available all over Byron Bay and Nimbin.


SURRY HILLS BARBIE
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or removing snap on parts. Walks to work and hangs out at The Columbian on Oxford Street. Likes to "experiment," but will never commit.

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Campbelltown Flood: Urgent Appeal for Help

A major flood hit the Campbelltown area on Sunday with its main disaster point being Queen Street, Campbelltown.

Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell".

The flood decimated the area causing approximately $30 worth of damage.

Several priceless collections of mementos from the Macquarie Fields Riots were damaged beyond repair.

Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their Centrelink cheques arrived.

The Macarthur Advertiser reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Campbelltown.

One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 17 year-old mother of 5 said "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Kevin and Jason,slept through it all."

Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal.

The Australian Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Bacardi-Breezers to the area to help the stricken locals.

Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including Health Care Cards,Jewellery from Kmart and Bone China from Big W.


HOW CAN THE CITIZENS OF WRONGTOWN HELP?

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster.

Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include:
baseball caps, tracksuits, singlets (blue & white) white sport socks, reebok boots Any other items usually sold in Go-Lo or The Reject Shop.

Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.

Required foodstuffs urgently needed include:
Microwave meals, Baked beans, Ice cream, Chips, Fizzy drinks.

Donations:
$15.00 will be taken to buy a packet of winny blue 25s and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.

Homer Wrongtown

This came from a website with the caption "Now you've seen it you can't unsee it."

So true