Wednesday, 30 November 2005
Iron Crotch
(From SMH Website)
Iron Crotch strikes a seriously low point in martial arts.
Its 50-year-old grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng has shown his true mettle by tugging a truck across a Californian car park with his penis.
But first, as the Tri-Valley Herald reports, Master Tu got an assistant to kick him hard between the legs before lashing himself to the rental truck with a strip of blue fabric around the base of his penis and testicles.
The fabric was tugged hard to make sure there'd be no slippage. Then the Master went to work.
"Jin-Sheng groaned, grunted and pressed against two men for resistance," reports the Herald. "Then, slowly, the truck began to roll forward."
The event took place last week in an office park in Fremont and was filmed by a crew shooting Penis Envy, scheduled to be shown on Channel 4 in the UK next year.
Master Tu, adds the Herald, is said to have 60,000 followers worldwide.
"Its practitioners are known to lift hundreds of pounds with their genitals to increase energy and sexual performance."
And everything appears to be in working order for Master Tu, who, with his wife Sanday, has four children - all, naturally, martial artists.
Among his other talents are the ability to hammer in nails with his fist, stand on eggs without breaking them, chop through a steel pipe with his hand, and painting.
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And for the Ladies…
"There is a different method for women. Women can also hang a hundred pounds from their private parts. An egg-shaped piece of jade with a dangling cord is inserted inside them. Not many practice this. I only teach it to couples, not to single women. Actually, there was a lot of opposition in Taiwan for me to teach these skills at all. It was viewed as a skill for prostitutes. Now, thanks to the more open minds of modern science and medicine, people don’t look at me like a criminal for teaching these skills. They know now that the very origin of life is from there."
http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/magazine/article.php?article=319
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