Happy Birthday Princess Andrew

Here's a stripper in a cake for you

Daxton - Blackweed

Daxton - Blackweed

Australia Day (better late than never)

How Much Do You Know About Canada, EH ?

Hello to all my Aussie friends, I have a little quiz here to test your knowledge of your sister commonwealth country Canada. You must likely know that we play alot of ice hockey here and we also play our version of football on skates. Our national symbol is the beaver(hot) and most of us live in igloos, we have a lot of snow up here you know.

I know a little about your country like you are really into water sports and kangaroo riding. I know about the sterling record of the ANZACS in both world wars. I also know you are all descended from convicts. Speaking of convicts I know both our countries are unfortunately burdened with the political class of self interested individuals, who just keep in tangling us in red tape. Well any ways take the test and see if you really know whats, what in the great white north. I have a question of my own, according to Canadian slang, do you know what a double, double is? I will inform you latter. The old privytte scored 14 out of 20 on the quiz. Not too bad, but I should do better considering it is my own home sweet home. Well see if you can beat me, and you may receive a Canadian gift in the mail , if it does not melt, going all the way to Australia. Just Give Her, Boyos:
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jul2004/Canada_Quiz.htm

Zombies eat brains

Graaaagh!
Welcome, to the shambling, decaying world of unlife!

As a newly-infected zombie, your raison d'etre is to catch and devour the brains of the living, as clumsily as possible. See if you can trick your closest friends into a horrible skull-crunching death! They'll thank you in the end.

To eat other people's brains, lure them to this website.

If you want to check how many brains you've eaten (we know how hard it can be for a busy zombie to keep track), bookmark

www.brains4zombies.com

Some brains are just naturally better, juicier, and formerly smarter than others, and we've got them here at Brains4Zombies.com. We sell only the highest quality fresh brains, delivered straight to your door. We do the dirty deed so you can spend more time... well... doing whatever the hell it is you zombies do when you're not ripping open people's heads.

Go to Brains

1984 world map

Wikipedia has an entry on Fictional countries.  At the bottom of the article is a list of links to more detailed articles on the specific countries.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fictional_countries

Visit San Seriffe: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Serriffe

Update: Judge rules in favour of Chas

Sutherland Local Court Magistrate Joanne Keogh has found Chas Licciardello not guilty of offensive behaviour.

Read more in today's Sydney Morning Herald.

At least there does to be some people out there with good sense. Now if only the same could be said about the idiots (mostly in the media, but also some of our 'enlightened' politicians) rambling on about the supposed furore Big Day Out organiser Ken West made after allegedly banning Australian flags at this year's Sydney event. What a media beat-up. Read here for SMH reader comments. It's heartening to see some people are not being caught up in the sensationistic attention this issue has received. I was just talking to a good friend who was present when Ken made his comment to the Daily Telegraph, who confirms that this has all resulted from a comment made in a private conversation taken out of context. What a surprise...

According to the Sydney Morning Herald, a Sutherland Local Court magistrate will tonight view the unedited footage of a 2006 Chaser stunt, to determine whether highly acclaimed journalist, Chas Licciardello did indeed engage in offensive behaviour.




no, I didn't want to be outdone by Craig with the overuse of YouTube-related posts

Flight lessons anyone??

The following is a real photo taken near a flight school in the United States in December last year. To read more, visit Snopes, the Urban Legend Reference Pages.

Tales of the Gold Monkey - Opening Credits

Remember this most awesome of TV series?

Evidence

Evidence is by the guy who made
Naqoyqatsi, Powwaqatsi and Koyaanisqatsi

It's shots of kids watching TV at various ages. Many of them are a bunch of slack jawed blood nuts.

It puts people off watching TV but I reckon it looks like good training a a cubicle jockey or a blogger.

Made abpout 1995.

Phillip Glass (?) soundtrack which could be eminently improved ig he gave away his usual gig and hijacked Maiden's Run to the Hills

Matisyahu

Jewish Reggae

WIth enough joints we can solve the midle east problems!

2006 It's not my job award

Sent in by Todd:

 

what do politics and hilary clinton hve in common?

 

profaner and friend

profaner and friend
Originally uploaded by a nameless yeast.

Hitler Cafe

Hitler Cafe
Originally uploaded by Poagao.

The old "Hitler Cafe" in Danshui. Long gone now, I kind of wish I'd gone in and found out what kind of "drinks and food" they served and just what, exactly, was in their ovens.


It looks like that Indian cafe wan's the first one to come up with the idea.

hitler was emo

1137330051090
Originally uploaded by cathness.

Legal News

A real precedence in judiciary has been set in Australian law

 

A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a Parramatta, NSW courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

 

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

 

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

 

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

 

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the English Cricket Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

 

 

You saw it coming didn’t you

The Genius Frosty Hardison

It’s fun but sometimes it’s too easy to dis the world’s only superpower.

 

After a parent who supports the teaching of creationism and opposes sex education complained about the film “An Inconvenient Truth,” the Federal Way School Board in on Tuesday placed what it labelled a moratorium on showing the film.

 

"Condoms don't belong in school, and neither does Al Gore. He's not a schoolteacher," said Frosty Hardison, a parent of seven who also said that he believes the Earth is 14,000 years old.

 

Read more here

 

 

 

 

saddle up my horse

saddle up my horse
Originally uploaded by chrysanthemum-mom.

Daxton is playing Country AND Western at Avoca Beach pub next Friday night (17th Jan 07.)

say hello to my little friend

variation of a theme

Brant Bjork

Why tell em when you can show em.

and 3...

 

from NZ

 

Joke

Though you might like this one:

 

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

 

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

 

"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say.

 

Boom-tish!

 

Es ist Scheißehaus

Someone emailed this to me today - funny, huh.

Thought of the day....

As you may deduce from the following image, I'm not in a very good mood today.

Bum Rock: Teenagers From Uranus

Andrew B-Rad and Mel. You have the gear and you have the telent. Why aren't you filming stuff like this?

This is totally funny shit and now I want to buy the album BUM ROCK!

Ski-Gliding the Eiger

If this years snow season also sucks save your money and buy one of these kits...

aqua teen hunger force

aqua teen hunger force

 

I have no idea what was going on but I think this cartoon was funny.

 

Revenge of the Trees part 1

Summer of Boonanza!

 

The Celibate Rifles - Killing Time (1984)

Music for the summertime.

Business as usual in Tokyo.

yoyogi-girls-3
Originally uploaded by ehnmark.

These outfits beat you Sydneysiders. Thongs and stubbies indeed!

if hell has a toilet...

if hell has a toilet...
Originally uploaded by _bastian.

The most famous toilet in Rock'n'Roll - inducing instant constipation in clubgoers for decades.

CBGB, New York City, July 2006.

CBGBs closed October 31 and relocating to Las Vegas, where they'll reopen in 2008. The owner plans to reconstruct the stage and the ambiance, and promises to bring the urinals and the toilets with him. It's not fixtures, though, that make this toilet so notorious - it's the feng shui. It's the elevated crapper lording over the peasants at the urinals. Some question whether CBGBs will be able to recreate their scene in a new city. If they can construct a bathroom that makes you feel just as uncomfortable as this one, than the answer is yes.

Bob Evans' Suburban Songbook

Visit the webiste. Have a listen.

What is it? Acoustic, folky guitar music. Catchy tunes.

Alex Munter's kickoff for mayor of Ottawa

Alex Munter's kickoff for mayor of Ottawa
Originally uploaded by good morning stradivari.

Heh heh

What a name for a politician. I bet he's honest.

Read what the urban dictionary has to say about Munters here

The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary

The not so Sudden Death of The Cult

The Cult was an awesome band from back in the 80’s and early nineties.  They had at least two huge international hits with She Sells Sanctuary and Love Removal Machine. 

 

They died a slow death as a band through the first half of the nineties, which was a shame as they were getting huge in the US at the time.  Whatever, they probably made millions anyway.

 

Read about the band here

 

Download and sample tracks here

 

 

 

 

Ouchies

This photo was taken from the Urban Legends Reference Page.

According to popular thought, if a guy pisses on an electic fence he risks getting his pee-pee fried. This photo has been circulating the e-waves to show just watch can happen if one takes to relieving himself in such an electrifying manner.

Icky, huh.


However, urban myth debunkers Snopes ascribe the photo to some poor dude with a severe case of herpes who went to a doctor for treatment, which ended up being rather excessive and burnt his member like a snag on a good ol' Aussie barbie (ugh, thanks to my ill-conceived analogy sausage sangas will never be the same again).

Who's hungry?

I remember seeing something similar on an early episode of Mythbusters, where the notion that a guy could get electrocuted from peeing on the third rail of a train track. I reckon the story would be more interesting if they'd tested a chick squatting over the track, but I'm kinda weird that way....

Mythbusters also later tested the Brown Note theory (word up Old Man Brown), popularised on South Park, where apparently some subsonic frequencies can cause human beings to crap themselves. The theory was tested in an empty parking lot, using 24 specially-modified speakers. Hmm, smelly. From memory, it didn’t work.

Rock & Roll Monkey from Osaka

Rock & Roll Monkey from Osaka
Originally uploaded by libraryman.

I love a good monkey T-shirt.

U2 - New Year's Day

just because it is

Moving Pictures - What About Me (Countdown, 1982)