Saturday 8 September 2007

Where's Checkpoint Charlie when you need him?

Sydney's 2007 APEC (or OPEC, as President Bush calls it) Summit cost us a shit load of money (around $250 million in security alone). But it will probably be best remembered worldwide for the ABC's Chaser crew's breach of that same security, using a fake motorcade. I for one think this is not such a bad thing - I'd prefer to be thought of a bunch of witty (read as: smart-arse) ex-uni students dressed up as Osama than a race of people who run around screaming 'crikey!' while wrestling random forms of wildlife.... or worse still, as neither Kath NOR Kim (noice).

But anyway, perhaps the APEC security team could've learnt something by watching last week's episode of the Chaser's War on Everything (Wednesday nights, 9:30, ABC).





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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Then we can ditch APEC and have the Witty Meet with the other witty ones of the world and sip cognac maybe even the french with their little moustaches and oh those scandinavians they will not only look good but they will tell us how to do it and provide the rollmops "CRIKEY" you cant change the fact that no matter what party it is our Politicians SUCK they are all such NERDS c'mon CRAIG run for PM i would vote for you then the Chaser would be the compere of APEC with the Wiggles on security and Fat Cat and Humprey could make a comeback and do the entertainment Motorcades would be on BMX and all police would be equipped with silly string and super soakers that will keep those hippies at bay

GrandmasterMellyMel said...

Mr Shit, if Craig is PM then I will be his Minister for Teaching You Some Fucking Punctuation. Ever heard of a comma or full stop?!? I know it's arty to slip into stream-of-consciousness, a-la James Joyce, but I'll be buggered if I can follow what you're on about half of the time...

Anonymous said...

its wrong town not spelling town smelly smel and i have a french keyboard which i cannot read the punctuation keys so take your red texta and stick it up your red bum you are definitely invited to the Witty Meet you can take the minutes and yes Mr Shit is too tight to buy a keyboard he can read and yes Mr Shit types so fast he has no time for little dots and squiggles cause some english twat told him to Mr Shit is a man of the universe

Anonymous said...

Mr Shit is also drunk perchance?