Wednesday, 31 August 2005

disarray generally

Captain Despondency and General Disarray

Oh my, it’s been an interesting few weeks in state politics here in New South Wales. First, our Premier of over 10 years, Bob Carr, shocks us all by resigning unexpectedly on 27 July.

Then, on 2 August, the Deputy Premier and Treasurer (and esteemed leader of the ALP left faction), Andrew Refshauge, resigns, just before Morris Iemma is officially elected new Premier (and subsequently took on the Treasurer’s portfolio). Ah Refshauge – he was one of zee good ones....

The following day the Government loses yet another minister as Craig Knowles arguably spits the dummy and hands in his resignation, leaving the rest of us wondering just what the hell is going on with the NSW Labor.

With the ALP presumably left in a state of disarray, you’d think this pretty much hand the next state election on a platter to Opposition Leader John Brodgen.

Wrong.

Amidst reports that he drunkenly called the former Premier’s wife (Helena Carr) a mail-order bride at a social function days after Carr’s resignation, Brogden elects to fall on his sword and hands in his resignation on 30 August. It seems falling on his sword (figuratively, at least) is not enough, for that night he attempts suicide in his electorate office and is rushed to hospital.

Is it just me, or does Macquarie Street appear like a soap opera this days (that is, more than usual).

Looks like it be Iemma's lucky day after all.


Thursday, 25 August 2005

palanhuik

Chuck Palahniuk

"No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close. "

"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. "



Wednesday, 24 August 2005

Tolerance


n. 1. Quality or state of being tolerant ; freedom from bigotry; toleration. 2. Act of tolerating. [...] Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, 1936

"Catchwords or jingles play a literary equivalent of "hide and go seek" (the popular children's game) with meanings. "Tolerance" seems like a good example. Tolerance is good, or it was in the 90's. "Zero tolerance" is better these days, it seems. Maybe that's because the tolerated became the tolerators and suddenly tolerance just isn't so cool anymore. Maybe it's because too much was tolerated by too many and that got old fast. When you understand "tolerance" as putting up with other people and granting them the same freedom you expect, it all sounds pretty absurd. Call it the revenge of the politically oppressed.

Froth at the mouth with Cat Farmer

Monday, 22 August 2005

pee in the sink

Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink - Charles Bukowski

God how I love that Monday morning daze….
I was in such a state this morning; I jumped on the wrong train and ended up on my way to Hornsby instead of Parramatta. Both are hardly desirable destinations, quite frankly. If only I was working in the city again……

A weekend should always be best defined by overindulgence, don't you think?

Speaking of Bukowski, I bought the new documentary (Born Into This) about him on Saturday - it's really rather tops. There's lots of readings by him on it - always sounds better when you hear a writer reading his own work. The special features section also includes a short home movie filmed by his wife 2 years before he died (this has never before been released). It's quite amazing to see him as a real person instead of the almost caricature of himself, which I think he became. I especially liked the image of him sitting reading a page from his journal wearing a Bukowski fan t-shirt.




Saturday, 20 August 2005

the special hole

Ever wanted to rent a sex doll? Those crazy guys in Tokyo can help you out!



Q. As for quality of the hole how being?
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Q. Some kind of play is possible?
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Oh.. if you want a jap to engrish translation of the rental website you can use babel fish.

Friday, 19 August 2005

Mission Impossible



“This was the dream in which I saw a shoggoth for the first time, and the sight set me awake in a frenzy of screaming.”

The Shadow Over Innsmouth, 1931

It's my birthday

It's my birthday and I'll whine if I want to

















There. Is that enough?
Damnit! I'm a busy person, Brown Note.

I've given you a lovely picture of me and an Indian. And the back of Mel's head.

I haven't a thing more interesting to say this afternoon.

It's nearly Margarita time!!! Underlay-underlay............






Happy Birthday Mel


Here's all the people coming over for the party.
Urime ditelindjen!

Wednesday, 17 August 2005

Dance on my grave, punk



You and your ilk can call me a "moron" and a "punk" and whatever else you please, and I'll cop to most of it. Dancing on a man's grave is dirty, vile, mean, cowardly, dumb, stupid, hateful, soulless, anti-intellectual, rotten and foul. But so was Reagan.




Andrew just mailed me this cool site. Apart from the hilarious dancing on the grave thingy the Top 10 Rediculous Black Metal Pics article is way... Way way.

Sunday, 14 August 2005

F.U.G.L.Y

Ever stumbled across a picture that made you wince? Wonder why they posted it to their home page? Wonder if they regret it?

These people can't prevent the first, can't explain the second - but maybe we can help the third along.

Visit Fugly.net

And a link to the also funny fugly.com

Mr T versus Everything

He pitys the fool

L is for

Losers. You know them.

You've seen them on the street. You've seen them in the office. You've seen them at family reunions.

Now they're on the Internet.

And LOSERS dot ORG is your guide.

something awful



Check out this review on the 'assasinate the president' game.

And see wonderful features like:


Cliff is hilarious. Really.

Wednesday, 10 August 2005

Brave Man

Brave man

save cbgbs

Save CBGBs!

Hey, why not jump over here and sign the petition.
It'd be a major shame if this place shut up shop.

This site explains the seemingly unfair situation.

WWMgD?

Tuesday, 9 August 2005

Sydney public transport


Read the signs under the map.

Monday, 8 August 2005

The Future's So

artist: Timbuk 3
song: The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades
album: Greetings From Timbuk 3

I study nuclear science. I love my classes.
I got a job waiting for my graduation.
I'm heavenly blessed, and worldly wise.

I got a crazy teacher he wears dark glasses.
Fifty thou' a year will buy a lot of beer.
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes.

Chorus
Things are going great, and they're only getting better.
I'm doing alright, getting good grades.
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.

Sunday, 7 August 2005