Saturday 4 November 2006

He shoots and scores!


Who said white men can't jump? And who needs to jump anyway when you can shoot like this?
If you like your edumacation deliverred in a dramatic way check out the Encyclopedia Dramatica, where they have this to say about Russia:
Russians are big, androgynous people, except for the hot ones that are advertised for mail-order purchase. Rental or leasing arrangements are also available.

Orphans are also readily available
from Russia, as baby factories are set up in Siberia to fuel their child prostitution and pornography industries. Generally a Russian baby can be bought for a bunch of bananas and several pairs of used Levi jeans. Russian babies come with a 2-year warranty, but does not cover defects caused by misuse or mishandling.

No comments: