Master Chief Sucks at Halo 3

Wankers Drive Hummers

Alien vs Predator - Requiem trailer

THe trailer has a massive boy cout. I wondow how much it gets to be in the movie.

Wrongtown, USA

Click the heading to this post and sign up as a member of the virtual town of Wrongtown, USA

And while you are at it, recruit some of your friends with this link; htttp://wrongtown.myminicity.com/


Thanks and Merry Christmas.

Cops on the buses

Hampshire Police thought it would be a good idea to advertise on the rear of a bus. Their planning however did not take into account the position of the exhaust pipe

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Was the universe truly created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Read one man's compelling argument as to why there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design, and why his theory should be taught in schools, along with the theory of Evolution.

Any Master of Creation who takes measurements with his Noodly Appendage is ok with me. As is any theory that asserts that global warming, increased hurricane activity and other natural disasters are a direct result of the shrinking numbers of Pirates.

See below for an artist's impression of the Flying Spaghetti Monster creating a mountain, some trees, and a midget:

suck...

Astronaut Sunita Williams Pics Of Earth

From: LawrenceCarson, 7 hours ago

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Is the earth as conscious of our presence as we of hers?


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Your Yucky Body: Why You Need a Mommy Job!

Your Yucky Body: Why You Need a Mommy Job!
Originally uploaded by M1khaela

colon cancer anyone?

predator
Originally uploaded by *deeplydubbed*

oldie but a goodie

Andrew... Can you read it?

saturday night homework music

Spring Racing Festival

the ketchup effect

Munter's care about the environment

Enough to kill for it.

Man faces court over water-rage attack

(You have to ask youself... if your name was munter would you change it? Would you live up to it?)

You've changed.....

This test is based on how cool you were in High School - for example, what crowd you ran with, etc - and then somehow does this highly convoluted calculation (seemingly only matched in its convoluted-ness by this sentence... not one of my finer grammatical moments... sorry, I digress) taking into consideration a few simple details of your current situation, to determine how cool you are now.

Click here to see if you're still cool.

ahh summer

time for a surf and a maccas run

Charles Bukowski ate my balls

the real deal

a boot stamping on the human face

your worst fear

The Shock Doctrine

Naomi Klein, author of No Logo, and Alfonso Cuaron, director of Children of Men, present a short film from Klein's book The Shock Doctrine: The Rise of Disaster Capitalism.

sk8 yr 4x4

So comrades come rally....

Yeah okay, so it's no great secret that I'm a damn commie. Variation of a Monty Python skit - bah! does anyone really have an original thought these days??

Star Wars Butt Trumpet

I like her little dance too

Is this Sparta?

Hitler gets banned - part 2

Hitler Gets Banned (His Ultimate Downfall)

Heartbeat? Shitbeat.

Oh dear. And what the hell was Dweezil thinking???

Why People Love Americans

Beer in the Butt Chicken
Any country that is willing
to sacrifice a Beer to make the
Dirty Birds taste juicy and flavoursome
Must not be too bad

I am so gonna try this!!!!!

mmmm maybe

mmm maybe i will just go to the chicken shop
and just drink the beer

http://bbq.about.com/cs/chicken/a/aa100400a.htm

Star Trek vs. Star Wars

Monty python - Black knight (star wars)

Star Wars Help Desk

Backstroke Of The West

Why People Hate The USA

Understanding Independent Suspension

I'm sure you have heard the term,"INDEPENDENT FRONT SUSPENSION," but may not know exactly what it means.

When one front wheel of a vehicle hits abump or pothole, it will moveup or down to compensate while the other wheel remains steady. Both wheels are independent of each other, hence that expression.

Watch the attached video, a German commercial for the NissanPathfinder,to find out exactly how this works. This gives a moving experience which should benefit your understanding of this piece ofengineering

Think Dirty - Sexual Innuendo

What a fool believes...

Yacht rockin' !!

Never assume

What are ya - Yob or Wanka?

Most of us would have read or heard about the new Citizenship Test that the federal government (in all its wisdom) has recently launched, which will determine the suitability of prospective 'Strayans.

Below is a sample of some of the questions.


1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arse"?

2. What is a bloody little beauty??

3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?

4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."

5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?

6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?
b) You're going home in the back of a ?
c) Fair crack of the ?

7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss

8. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?

9. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?

10. What are the ingredients in a rissole?

11. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.

12. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?

13. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?

14. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?

15. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?

16. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?

17. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?

18. Who would you like to crack on to?

19. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?

20. What does " sinkin ' piss at a mates joint and getten para " mean?

Loose Change 9/11 documentary part 1

It's Wednesday!

Which means only a few more days 'til another long weekend (and Front End Loader).

That is all.


Nerds

Bowling Warner...

Seems serial texter Shane Warne is up to his old tricks again. Word has it that, having reconciled with wife Simone and promising not to cheat on her again, he accidentally sent her a text message rather than to his apparent paramour alluding to a clandestine tryst (is that a tautology?).

Simone's response? "You sent it to the wrong person, loser." Then promptly packed her bags and headed home to Australia.

Ah Warnie. Australia's National Joke. Maybe it's the new hair.

Chaser - APEC Security

speaking of war...these guys are at war with everything

watch out for the..

intersting sunday drive...

higher ground

Australia is definitely in election mode, even if it hasn't been called. Yo can tell because people are calling people nazis. As far as I know this hasn't been done for several genations of politics.

I hate Illinios nazis. But real ones are funny

The English Language

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Australian Political Issues - Your national identity card

In 1986 the (Labour) Australian Government proposed a national identity card. In 1987 it was almost put to the people at a referendum, but didn't make it due to the obviously overwhelming resistance by the people.

In 1992 or thereabouts the UK also considered a national identity card. Former prime minister Margaret Thatcher likened it to identity papers in NAZI Germany. It didn't get up.

In 2006 the (Liberal) Australian government re-introduced the national identity card with a new name; the Access card. It's not mandatory, but you'll need to have one to access welfare, education, health and other public services.

It's a triumph of the bureaucrats over the libertarians.

If Howard's Liberals lose the upcoming federal election let's hope Rudd's team cancel the initiative. Or put it to the people in a referendum.

Y0u can also read about the project in more detail at this site

You could get motivated about this issue. It's basically a choice between the cost savings and improved efficiency of one-card-to-rule-us-all versus a one to one relationship between citizens and services.

The Government will says it will reduce fraud, and besides; technology is inevitable. Well, smartcard technology is here, but so are land mines and no one I know things we should spread more landmines. Except maybe around Bar Cleveand.

I was pretty ambivalent about the whole thing until recently when I began to think about human rights abuses around the world, and how governments reinforce their power over the people gradually or quickly until the people are powerless and subject to... well all sorts of nasty things.

Or you could just forget about it. After all those Nazis sure could dress well. And they wore their boots over their trousers. That's supposed to be stylish, isn't it?

Want more? Read the background paper by the federal government.

And if this issue is important to you write to Rudd @ Myspace/Facebook

Bowling for Sandercoe

who the hell is sandercoe?

Peace One Day (Jeremy Gilley)

Rock-n-Roll Soldiers -

rockin even

Make way for the Iron Sausage?

The following photos are from the ABC and SMH websites respectively. Ah protesters, you gotta love 'em. I'm not sure if it's the wind that's made the second guy's willy a little odd shaped? Chili Peppers wanna be perhaps?

Where's Checkpoint Charlie when you need him?

Sydney's 2007 APEC (or OPEC, as President Bush calls it) Summit cost us a shit load of money (around $250 million in security alone). But it will probably be best remembered worldwide for the ABC's Chaser crew's breach of that same security, using a fake motorcade. I for one think this is not such a bad thing - I'd prefer to be thought of a bunch of witty (read as: smart-arse) ex-uni students dressed up as Osama than a race of people who run around screaming 'crikey!' while wrestling random forms of wildlife.... or worse still, as neither Kath NOR Kim (noice).

But anyway, perhaps the APEC security team could've learnt something by watching last week's episode of the Chaser's War on Everything (Wednesday nights, 9:30, ABC).





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Its for The PM

I would Hate to be the cleaner at this establishment
and those High Heel scuff marks in the glass damn near
impossible to get out with conventional glass cleaner

The other thing being you would have to lay down on
the down stairs floor to be able to really appreciate this one

"Honey, Late night at the office again! you have been
working so hard getting that presentation for the PM WOW !
OH Hon i am so proud of you and What! you have that
neck strain again you really need a nice shiatsu maybe
a pleasant ending"

Home Grown Roots Vol 2 Showcase at the Vanguard, Tuesday October 2nd.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Home Grown Roots Vol 2 Showcase at the Vanguard, Tuesday October 2nd.  

Following on from last years highly successful debut, Home Grown Roots returns for Volume 2 with an even hotter lineup of emerging and established Australian blues, roots and acoustic artists. Home Grown Roots is out now on Foghorn Records through MGM distribution.
After the sold out success of the Home Grown Roots Vol 2 launch held at the Vanguard on August 21st, another show has been added. Featuring performances by Cass Eager, Alex Roussos, Paul Turner, Van Sereno, Wolfe (The Honey Palace) with strings & Itu Taito.
Book early to avoid disapointment!

 Music from 8pm, tickets are $13 available from www.moshtix.com.au or the venue.
Help ensure a great night for everyone by spreading the word through your mailing lists and myspaces and encouraging early dinner bookings through moshtix.
Come along and support a night of great music!, hope to see you there.



If your local record store has to order it in for you, the details are:

Artist: Various

Title: Home Grown Roots Vol 2

Distributor: Foghorn/MGM

Cataloge #: FOGBB7017

Release Date: July 23rd

All good stores especially indie chains FISH, REDEYE, HUM, WOW, So Music Stock the Disc
If you would prefer to order online, you can buy the CD from the following e-retailers.

Waterfront Records

HMV

Sanity

www.foghornrecords.net

 

 

All tracks will be available for download through the following sites @ $1.50 per track.

http://www.itunes.com, http://www.bigpondmusic.com, http://www.martianmusic.com

(Apple Itunes Store HGR Vol 2 direct link)

                                          http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=260779671&s=143460,

 

www.myspace.com/homegrownroots

www.foghornrecords.net

 

Call the following request lines and bug them to play a track from HGR Vol 2

hear Sydney Nova FM Request Line: 133 969
Sydney Nova FM Request SMS: 0439 888 969

Triple J Super Request Line: 1800 055 536
Triple J Request SMS: 0427 222 555

Brisbane - 4ZZZ Request Line: (07) 3252 1555

Brisbane - Nova 106.9 FM Request Online

Byron Bay - BayFM Request Line: (02) 66807999

Melbourne - 3RRR Request Line: (03)9419 2066
Melbourne - PBSFM Request Line: (03) 5222 5947
Sydney - FBi Request Line: (02) 8332 2900
Sydney - 2SER FM Request Line: (02) 9514 9514
Perth - RTRFM Request Line: (08) 9380 3380

 

 

Foghorn Media
612 93310666
230 Crown St
Darlinghurst NSW 2010
PO Box 3262
Umina Beach NSW 2257
Australia

 

www.myspace.com/foghornrecords
sounds like cafe www.soundslikecafe.com
damien gerard studios www.damiengerard.net
foghorn group www.foghornrecords.net
 

Why Is The Reason?

ALERT

whats wrong with Facebook i did not see any FACE
come to think of it i did not even see a book

Priests of Wrongtown; pastoral care

Also From SMH this week...

A fundamentalist church pastor had sex with two of his teenage daughters to educate them on how to be good wives, a South Australian court has heard. The 54-year-old man, who cannot be named, was today sentenced in the SA District Court to eight and a half years jail after pleading guilty to seven counts each of incest and unlawful sexual intercourse. The court heard that the man had sex with his daughters for nearly a decade from 1991 when they were aged 13 and 15 at the family property.

The sex took place at various locations including in a shearer's shed, a paddock, on the back of a ute and, on one occasion, at the girls' grandparents house. The man told the court the sex was not about fulfilling his desires but about teaching his daughters how to behave for their husbands when they eventually married, as dictated in scripture.

In sentencing, Judge David Lovell said the misrepresentation of scripture used to justify the abuse of the girls "defied belief", and that he had "hypocritically betrayed" his religion and principles.

Read more. You know you want to.

Dubya comes to Sydney-town!

Georgie-porgie and Co. are coming to town for APEC next week. Click here to find out how you can join in on the fun-filled festivities.

And as tradition goes, the host nation gets to dress up the Heads of State in its cultural uniform. Thanks to the SMH website, you can have your say on what the attire should be. This is what I came up with...

Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution

This has to be one of the worst covers ever of one of this great rock song. First as an AC/DC fan I am completely sickened by this so-called performance. I must apologise to you my Aussie friends for such a desecration of Australian art and culture. Also as a Canadian I must apologise to the world for giving you Celine Dion, talk about noise pollution. One bright note, she does not live here in Canada anymore. She is living in Los Vegas, doing a show almost every night on the strip, like Elvis use to do. Good God I am so glad that she is there and not here. I wish someone would do a dirty deed done dirt cheap and get rid of her. Also I must say to you Australia, thank you for AC/DC, now that's Fucking Rock. Enjoy, O sorry I mean get the barf bags out.

Bullet Proof Baby Stroller

You can buy this and more gear at http://www.bulletproofbaby.net/home%20page.html

wanna buy this site?

Click the heading. Bids will start at $1.

My blog is worth $4,129.08.
How much is your blog worth?

peta suck ass, but...

Mostly PETA are lame and suck. Everyone knows meat should be eaten and fur should be worn.

But every now and then peta do something that redeems them...

Stripper Dodgeball

triple x trouble

Brazilian Toyota ad

hahaha

almost as god as the top gear hilux test

Yngwie Malmsteen Acoustic Guitar Solo

what is it with old rocker and tight leathers?

Van Halen - Hot for Teacher

Speaking of Michael Anthony....

You gotta love the JD guitar... it rawks!
But pity it's not CABO WABO!!

Treasurer of Wrongtown

Listing to the ABC in the car on the way to work and they are talking about the latest Costello affair.

The funny bit was when one of the journo panelists said, and I paraphrase; What's worse? That he lied or that he's got no ticker?

speaking of internet porn

Googley is having troubles in Australia. Apparently the ACCC thinks sponsored links are a breach of the trade practces act. The idea is that a sponsored link looks too much like a search result.

I have to say that's news to me. The top of page sponsored links have always been listed with a label saying what they are, and have been colour coded.

Who will pay for my search engine if the advertising leaves?
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ACCC alleges misleading and deceptive conduct by Trading Post and Google

The Australian Competition and Consumer Commission has instituted legal proceedings in the Federal Court, Sydney, against Trading Post Australia Pty Ltd, Google Inc, Google Ireland Limited and Google Australia Pty Ltd alleging misleading and deceptive conduct in relation to sponsored links that appeared on the Google website.

The ACCC is alleging that Trading Post contravened sections 52 and 53(d) of the Trade Practices Act 1974 in 2005 when the business names "Kloster Ford" and "Charlestown Toyota" appeared in the title of Google sponsored links to Trading Post's website. Kloster Ford and Charlestown Toyota are Newcastle car dealerships who compete against Trading Post in automotive sales.

The ACCC is also alleging that Google, by causing the Kloster Ford and Charlestown Toyota links to be published on its website, engaged in misleading and deceptive conduct in breach of section 52 of the Act.

Further, the ACCC is alleging that Google, by failing to adequately distinguish sponsored links from "organic" search results, has engaged and continues to engage in misleading and deceptive conduct in breach of section 52 of the Act.

The ACCC is seeking:
declarations that Trading Post contravened sections 52 and 53(d) of the Act declarations that Google contravened section 52 of the Act injunctions restraining Trading Post from representing through sponsored links an association, sponsorship or affiliation with another business where one does not exist injunctions restraining Google from publishing sponsored links of advertisers representing an association, sponsorship or affiliation where one does not exist injunctions restraining Google from publishing search results that do not expressly distinguish advertisements from organic search results orders that Trading Post and Google implement trade practices compliance programs an order that Google publish a notice on its website outlining the above, and costs.

The matter has been listed for a directions hearing in the Federal Court, Sydney, on 21 August 2007 before Justice Allsop.

This is the first action of its type globally. Whilst Google has faced court action overseas, particularly in the United States, France and Belgium, this generally has been in relation to trademark use. Although the US anti-trust authority the Federal Trade Commission has examined similar issues, the ACCC understands that it is the first regulatory body to seek legal clarification of Google's conduct from a trade practices perspective.
Release # MR 180/07Issued: 12th July 2007

bloggers of gor

have you heard about the world of Gor?

It's a hack sci-fi fantasy story. Google it and be a little weirded out or take a look at this blog.

This guy has balls

but his friends reckong he's a cock head.

Sunday session: Grateful dead

Jail house rockers are big hit

lonely turtle

horny?

Indian Thriller with English Lyrics!

...hmmm...

McShit

McDonald are runing a competiotn to name their next burger. The McShit option is probably already taken. If you have something to offer head on over to www.nameitburger.com.au

McWhatever.

'Til death...

Ixnay on the ever-nagging bit

Monty Python - Hospital Sketch

$$$$

The Goats rock. Get sme today.

Does anyone want to buy this blog?

My blog is worth $1,129.08.
How much is your blog worth?

Ladies... Dont fall for this one

abc news

whoops

...from snopes...

i see stupid people

Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?".

Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".

Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".

Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".

Heroes -- Zeroes 2 -- The Search Continues

Combat pictures from IRAQ...

Combat pictures from IRAQ... may be disturbing to some, but it also makes you want to fight for your country. Scroll down ONLY if graphic combat scenes do not bother you..

And notice the lack of workplace safetey going on! Criminal.

Smuggling plums

Michael Rasmussen disqualified from Tour de France for smuggling plums (and some doping debacle).

Horse lovers

Robot Chicken: Napolean Bonamite

you are

grow old with style

Skateboarding Dog

wassup dawg... my dawg is better n your dawg...

Trauma Teddies

Intriguing knitting patterns, for when times are tough...