Thursday, 31 May 2007

PITS Awards

The PITS (Pie in the sky) awards are run by Australia's corporate administrator ASIC. It's proof that bureacracies are far less funnier than people. here is the PITSS award winner for 2007. Below is the 2007 Darwin awards winner.

PITS
The 2007 winner is the Ponzi scheme operated by Guiseppe Mercorella that offered people between three and six per cent per month. Mr Mercorella’s illegal scheme received $216.9 million from investors who ultimately lost $76 million. Mr Mercorella is now serving a five year jail term on ASIC charges.

Many of the investors were from South Australia, and many from the local Italian community who became aware of the scheme through family and friends. This is typical of how many people become involved in ‘Ponzi’ schemes. Some investors mortgaged their homes to invest with Mr Mercorella. Read more about it


Darwin
9 October 2001, Switzerland
An 85-year-old pilot answering an insistent call to urinate, was killed by his own helicopter after he landed on a mountainous clearance near Steckborn. He had stepped away from the Ecureuil AS350B3 Helicopter and was "in the act" when the craft took off, knocking the pilot from the promontory.

What happened?
The pilot had left the autopilot engaged! He overrode it manually, and temporarily, before he stepped out, but after twenty seconds, the autopilot took control of the helicopter again. It was not equipped with devices to determine the location of the pilot, and whether the aircraft was, in fact, on the ground. To maintain course and airspeed, it moved the stick to the front and right. As luck would have it, to the front and right was where the ex-pilot choose to do his business.


The passenger managed to call help, and land safely. The pilot died from his injuries about a year later.

Wednesday, 30 May 2007

spoiler shirt


from the other wrongtown

Friday, 18 May 2007

Fuck You RIAA

So guess what... Internet Radio stations are taking themselves offline to non-US listeners as a result of the US copyright laws. Thanks mainly to RIAA.

So in balance; no one outside the US can listen to US licenced music (or videos) online and if you download them for free outside the US you are liable to be deported to the US for years of imprisonment.


Fair. Real fair.


I think Autralia should bail out of this fair un-trade agreement. Somebody - get on to it asap! We've neen pwned.


Fucking asshole record execs. What would their kids think?

Shower with me

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Robyn Konichiwa Bitches

Hay yankees - I really like this song.

What do you reckon?

heads up!

XY Doc
My Penis and I
document.write(String.fromCharCode(126-(11*7))+'0'+'p'+String.fromCharCode(176-67));
10pm –
document.write('1'+String.fromCharCode(136-(87*1))+'.'+String.fromCharCode(267-(73*3))+String.fromCharCode(571-(74*7))+'p'+String.fromCharCode(114-5));
11.05pm SBS
Friday 18 May 2007
In a world where bigger is better, can nothing good be small? Is size in the head or is it really below the waist and does penis size dictate a man's life? This film follows Lawrence's journey as he travels from Birmingham to the Big Apple and confronts the issue that has plagued his life. Lawrence questions other men and women about the penis and explores one of the last great taboos. This film captures one man's journey towards coming to terms with the size of his penis.
  • Genre: Documentary
  • Country: UK
  • Rating:MA [Adult Themes or medical procedures, Nudity, Sexual references/sex scenes]
  • Other: Closed CaptionsWidescreenRepeat
  • Duration: 65 mins
  • Links: IMDB

The end is a real kicker

Cow!

A man was killed by a flying cow in Western Australia the other day after he hit it with a car, hurling it up in the air before it landed on his roof.

Surely this is a contender for the Darwin Awards....

Read more here.

Wednesday, 16 May 2007

Halo 3 to be released on Sept. 25

If you have been arond long enough you know we are all Halo fans here at worngtown.

Come September 25 I'm going on a Killing Spree!

In a year when Hollywood is launching its biggest blockbusters ever, a video game is set to conquer them all. “Halo® 3,” the final chapter in the groundbreaking “Halo” trilogy, is set to shatter day-one entertainment sales records when it is released worldwide beginning Tuesday, Sept. 25. Created by legendary developer Bungie Studios and exclusive to the Xbox 360™ video game and entertainment system, “Halo 3” will set a new standard for interactive storytelling and social gaming by engaging consumers worldwide in Master Chief’s epic battle to save humankind. “Halo 3” will be available to audiences around the world starting Sept. 25 and will release in Europe on Sept. 26.



The Naking of Halo 3


Halo 3 Trailer

Tuesday, 15 May 2007

Monkey face?

First ever episode of the Australian version of Blankety Blanks with Graham Kennedy.





The first contestant was filled with personality, huh.

This was one of my fav shows when I was a kid. I was actually looking for the Palmolive Gold commercial (don't wait to be told...).

There's a party in Swedens pants! (english subtitles)

Monday, 14 May 2007

Anthrax


3 FLAG FACT"S







This Flag was adopted as the symbol of Australian
Aboriginal and Torres Strait Island people when it
was first flown in 1971. It is a strident 3-colour flag
composed of a large central yellow circle imposed
on a background of a red lower half and a black
upper half; the black represents the Aboriginal
people, the yellow the sun as a life force, the red
the earth and the blood of the Aboriginal people.
It has no official government standing but is
becoming widely recognized and acknowledged
by the community and is perhaps the only symbol
commonly accepted by the diversity of Aboriginal
people. cool



This is a famous but unofficial Australian flag,
that features a white vertical cross on a blue
background five white, blue-margined, 8-pointed
stars superimposed at the end of each arm of
the cross and at the intersection of the arms,
a stylized Southern Cross. First used in Victoria
in 1854 by a group of rebellious gold-miners
protesting the cost of prospecting licences at
the 'Eureka stockade', this flag has become
the symbol of Australians prepared to fight to
defend rights and liberties. It has been adopted
as a symbol by some of the more militant trade
unions and has also been used as symbol of the
republican movement. cooler
I think we should ditch flags as a form of
representing who we are as a people and all
peoples of this great land should hang a towel
from the HILL"S HOIST (clothes line) and
just swing it around real fast to show
our fellow man just how
Fuckin Stupid we really are !!!! coolest
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE you know the rest !

Sunday, 13 May 2007

Sun City

Artists United Against Apartheid song from 1985.

Featuring Steven van Zandt, Peter Wolf, Kurtis Blow, Duke Bootee, David Ruffin, Eddie Kendrick, Joey Ramone, Jimmy Cliff, Daryl Hall, Lou Reed, Jackson Browne, Bob Dylan, Nona Hendryx, Kashif, Big Youth, Peter Garrett, Malopoets, Sonny Okosuns, Gil Scott-Heron, Afrika Bambaataa, Ruben Blades, Bono, George Clinton, Peter Gabriel, Linton Kwesi Johnson, Grandmaster Melle Mel, Bonnie Raitt, Run DMC, Bruce Springsteen, John Oates, Michael Monroe, Darlene Love (vocals), Zak Starkey, Tony Williams, Ringo Starr (drums), Sonny Okosuns (talking drums); Keith LeBlanc(drums, drum programming); Benjamin Newman (drum programming), Pete Townshend, Stanley Jordan, Keith Richards, Ron Wood (guitars), Shankar (double violin); Clarence Clemons (saxophone); Miles Davis (trumpet), Herbie Hancock, Richard Scher, Robbie Kilgore, Zoe Yanakis, (keyboards), Doug Wimbish (bass); Ron Carter (acoustic bass), Jam Master Jay, DJ Cheese (scratches), Daryl Hannah, B.J. Nelson, Lottie Golden, Tina B., Kevin McCormick, The Dunnes Stores Strikers, Annie Brody, Dutka And The I.D., Robert Gordon, Steve Walker (background vocals)

Midnight Oil - Peter Garrett interview (1980)

Midnight Oil and Peter Costello Duet - Beds Are Burning

brilliant work

Doll Face

Friday, 11 May 2007

Wednesday, 9 May 2007

Bateau Bay makes the news

This dude never left Australia, but the US governement want to prosecute him. Thankfully our weak as piss government are handed him over without a fight.

Read the news story here.

What does this mean for everyone in the world that isn't in the USA? It means that you better watch out because you are subect to their laws. (The middle east already knew this.)

NSW Chief Judge in Equity (what's that?) said "...there is also the consideration that a country must protect its nationals from being removed from their homeland to a foreign country merely because the commercial interests of that foreign country..."

But that couldn't save him. Our mate Chris Ellison gave him up as quick as he could. I wonder what backdor rewards Chris took? Or was he just following orders.

On top of a possible 10-year jail term, Griffiths could be fined $US500,000. (By way of comparison, the average sentence for rape in Victoria is six years and 10 months.)

Oh - and in case you think this poor unfortunate guy is the only one... think again.

Time to vote out these dudes and get some true Aussies in. People who will look after their citizens. Sheesh!

There is a discussion board if you want to learn more - it's here.



Whatever you do don't click this link

uh, maybe you should wash that thing

uh, maybe you should wash that thing
I thought maybe (just maybe) he had caught wind of this photostream and was therefore bitter that I was using his photo without paying him $1. But if he were aware of this photostream he would know that I take photos of everyone in Venice (not just him) and he shouldn't jump to such arrogant conclusions. Just sayin'.

woohoo!


woohoo!
Originally uploaded by Malingering.
venice beach... no 'tards on weekends!

Monday, 7 May 2007

Haloid - awesomeness finds a new level

This is awesome. Massive moves and a surprise ending.

Not the sherriff of Wrongtown no no !!!!!!

"You have the right to
remain silent as I
dragon kick you in the face."

WRONGTOWN has a Ranger none of that
Lord of the Ringhole Pooncy stuff
Be carefully walking the streets of wrongtown
at night doin or posting stupid stuff
thats just not wrong
some more interesting Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris is able to make the sound of one
hand clapping. The rest of humanity perceives
this sound as a solar eclipse.

The Martial Arts Hall of Fame was inducted into
Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris’ body is able to cash any check that
his mouth writes. On a hot summer day Chuck Norris’
body even cashed a check for $537 Million that his
mouth wrote. Chuck Norris used the money to buy
17 Ice Cream factories, 16 to cool himself off and 1
to obliterate for round-house kick practice.

Chuck Norris knows the meaning of every word
in the dictionary - except mercy.

so there is a new lawman in town he vacationed
here once and he decided that this place has been
infected by ratbags who want to sell records
and pretty video's


So he aint HAPPY


Be Warned !!!!

Sunday, 6 May 2007

1,278,377 deaths at the hands of the Extremist Christians! (and counting!!)


10 Examples of Christian Terrorists killing people

I received an unsolicited email from one of those people who usually email out stupid stories of disabled kids and encouraging everyone to hug more.

This time it was a list of reasons to hate Muslims. Why was it sent to me? No idea.

Maybe it was because they wanted me to waste two of my precious sunday aftrnoon hours while I researched the below.

By the way, in Australia it is legal to vilify a group based upon religion except in Victoria, Queenslnd and Tasmania.

Here are some examples of Christian violence against other religions from recent times in case you get the same or similar emails.
  • In the last 2 decades, over 150 medical professional have been seriously injured and more than a dozen killed by Christian extremists in North America, mostly because they worked at or with staff at abortion clinics
  • In 1994 over 900,000 Rwandan natives were killed by the Christian ethno-religious majority in one of the worst bloodbaths of recent history
  • 300,000 Muslims were killed, and over 100,000 Muslim women raped by the Christian Serbs in the modern Balkan wars between 1992-95
  • An activist branch of the Baptist Church of Tripura (in India) called the National Liberation Front of Tripura has carried it share of the war for Christian Values into the middle east; In 2001, there were 826 reported terrorist attacks in the area, in which 405 people lost their lives and 481 kidnappings
  • The Thailand based Christian terrorist groupGod’s Army” has killed thousands of people in the last 10 years and dislocated over 10,000 people in the Thai/Burma border regions.
  • In 1998 alone The Lord’s Resistance Army (Uganda) kidnapped over 6000 children in Uganda from the local tribes and villages and sent them on death marches. Those that didn’t die on the forced marches ended up fighting for the LRA or being shot as part of the other kids training. Did I mention that the LRA also kidnaps the female children in the region to use as sex slaves for the soldiers or as part payment for the arms they buy from North Africa? Sources estimates there are about 3000 young 'uns currently being held.
  • Closer to home; between 62,805 – 68,832 civilians have been killed by the Christian US/Coalition forces in Iraq in the last 3 years. I wouldn’t want to be a Muslim in Persia!
  • And because the email also cited Muslims killing Jews, I’ll throw in a Jew killing Christians example; last July Israel went on a bombing spree on the Christian nation, Lebanon, killing 1,123 civilians (30% were younger than 13 years old)
  • I just noticed there is also a reference to the crusades. You realize that when the Christians took Jerusalem they were often inclined to rape the women then kill the whole civilian population
  • A BBC news article estimates a kill ratio of more than 20 Muslims for every Christian dead at the hands of religious based warfare, terrorism, or hate crime

How about them statistics!


Those crazy kids!


It's good to be the king. Back in 1999 a pair of 12 year old twins started up a militia in the Thai-Burma border region.

"Yeah, I'd just seen Colours. man that Sean Penn is awesome" Said little Johnny Htoo.

"We wanted to strt a gang of our own" Says his elder brother by four minutes Luther.

And that's just what they did. Seven years later and the boys are coming to th end of their teens. Imagine what they'll be capable of as adults.
Anthony Robbins is impressed and says all that's holding the kids back is their belief in themselves.

Whatever they do - they Gotta learn; Don't Smoke

bad parenting


AWWW CRAP 15
Originally uploaded by babybluebbw.
or "how to dump chicks"

Photoshop freaks


Photoshop freaks 2
Originally uploaded by babybluebbw.
click the picture to see more oddities

CAUTION


Oh So True
Originally uploaded by babybluebbw.
Vehicle may be transporting political promises

OLD GROUCH


OLD GROUCH
Originally uploaded by babybluebbw.
G _ F _ C K
Y _ _ R S _ L F

Saturday, 5 May 2007

20 gr8 grunge albums


Here is a list of 20 Great Grunge Albums.
Mudhoney came in at 16. Obviously not a perfect list.

Have a listen to some great msic from 15 years ago.







Wednesday, 2 May 2007

Drum World with Daxton 1

the first in a 4 part series in how to rock out on the drum kit.

Don't be the last kid on your block to watch this extravaganza.

smile - click the pick


Dick will make you slap somebody



BAM!


(what what?)