So no more thrashing down at the local Creek ....
Monday, 29 September 2008
what the Hell do we Eat Now !!!!
we all know that us dudes ! Are culinary Master's
usually we can throw together some wonderful dish's
Fresh ingredients , Creative aesthetics
But what are we gonna do now on those first time
GF's over to dinner
Damn !!!!!! The Master is gone !!!!
RIP Butch Cassidy
RIP Fast Eddie
RIP Cool Hand Luke
Another Hero leaves us holding the Pasta Pot
crying Why sweet lord !!! What do i do now !!!
Sunday, 31 August 2008
severe ties and get a head
i think i am heading down to Mexico to see whats going on
I will give you a Heads Up when i arrive and we can hang loose
So i am ready to head off to maybe the durango state and check out everybody
cause its cheap i might be able to get A Head
Wednesday, 27 August 2008
Tuesday, 26 August 2008
Monday, 25 August 2008
Friday, 22 August 2008
Wednesday, 6 August 2008
Saturday, 2 August 2008
Sunday, 27 July 2008
Saturday, 5 July 2008
Sunday, 29 June 2008
I am not a criminal
Politicians lie because the public wants to be lied to
The reasons politicians lie is because the public doesn't want to hear the truth. People want to hear what they want to hear. When two candidates are running and one of the tells the truth and the other says what the public wants to hear, the one who says what the public wants to hear wins the election. Thus, and there are exceptions to this, if you want to win an election, you better start lying, because the guy who's telling you the truth doesn't have a chance.
http://www.perkel.com/
check it out interesting guy
The reasons politicians lie is because the public doesn't want to hear the truth. People want to hear what they want to hear. When two candidates are running and one of the tells the truth and the other says what the public wants to hear, the one who says what the public wants to hear wins the election. Thus, and there are exceptions to this, if you want to win an election, you better start lying, because the guy who's telling you the truth doesn't have a chance.
http://www.perkel.com/
check it out interesting guy
Thursday, 26 June 2008
Monday, 23 June 2008
What has this come to ? Neglect !
We are sorry WRONGTOWN , You look like a DERELICT !!!!! Town
well all is OK now as we will run over your abandoned streets with
The Hoover of Hope !!!!!
Where are you Citizens
??????
And before anyone can have a Witty
comment,
I have to get this one in......
You can Derelict your own BALLS !
Tuesday, 10 June 2008
Sunday, 8 June 2008
Wednesday, 4 June 2008
Tuesday, 3 June 2008
Monday, 2 June 2008
Sunday, 1 June 2008
Friday, 30 May 2008
Wednesday, 28 May 2008
Tuesday, 27 May 2008
Saturday, 24 May 2008
Thursday, 15 May 2008
Friday, 9 May 2008
Thursday, 8 May 2008
Wednesday, 7 May 2008
Tuesday, 6 May 2008
Monday, 5 May 2008
Sunday, 4 May 2008
Friday, 2 May 2008
Thursday, 1 May 2008
like we said, drugs are bad, okay
Thats me in the corner...
Thats me in the spotlight,
Losing my religion,
Trying to keep a view,
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough
Thats me in the spotlight,
Losing my religion,
Trying to keep a view,
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough
Wednesday, 30 April 2008
Tuesday, 29 April 2008
Monday, 28 April 2008
Sunday, 27 April 2008
Saturday, 26 April 2008
Design, Cock & Balls
First read this.
http://www.qbn.com/topics/549623/
Then read this.
http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/
Trust me, funny.
http://www.qbn.com/topics/549623/
Then read this.
http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/
Trust me, funny.
Friday, 25 April 2008
"he touched my penuts and it went all little..."
Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.
Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings. ADVERTISEMENT
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.
"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.
Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.
"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.
"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.
Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.
"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
(For full Reuters Africa coverage and to have your say on the top issues, visit: http://africa.reuters.com/ )
(Editing by Nick Tattersall and Mary Gabriel)
Original article
http://au.news.yahoo.com/080422/15/16ktt.html?f=mv
KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.
Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings. ADVERTISEMENT
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.
"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.
Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.
"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.
"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.
Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.
"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
(For full Reuters Africa coverage and to have your say on the top issues, visit: http://africa.reuters.com/ )
(Editing by Nick Tattersall and Mary Gabriel)
Original article
http://au.news.yahoo.com/080422/15/16ktt.html?f=mv
Tuesday, 22 April 2008
Farc this
You can just imagine the radio announcer resisiting a grin as every two minites someone says the magic word.
Monday, 21 April 2008
evil-ution
Borrowed from the web site of the "Institute of Creationist Strategies" (home.comcast.net/%7Evanandel1/creationpride.htm). Tom Delay must have had this illustration in mind when he said, "Our school systems teach the children that they are nothing but glorified apes who are evolutionized out of some primordial soup." Tom Delay, folks. He probably also thinks that evolution support is really, really strong in prison populations. He'll find out, soon it seems, that the opposite is true.
from flickr
Sunday, 13 April 2008
While on the Subject .
Kid Rock no longer annoyed at Vanilla Ice comparison's.
hmmmmm
Vanilla Ice was released from jail Friday following his arrest on a
charge of simple battery for allegedly pushing his wife.
hmmmmm.
ICEMAN: Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash.
hmmmmm.
Todd Bridges (Willis) Fought and won against former rapper,
Vanilla Ice, in a celebrity boxing match.
We have a few contenders
But there can only be one "Mr Cool Ice" word to your mother
hmmmmm
Vanilla Ice was released from jail Friday following his arrest on a
charge of simple battery for allegedly pushing his wife.
hmmmmm.
ICEMAN: Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash.
hmmmmm.
Todd Bridges (Willis) Fought and won against former rapper,
Vanilla Ice, in a celebrity boxing match.
We have a few contenders
But there can only be one "Mr Cool Ice" word to your mother
Friday, 11 April 2008
Saturday, 5 April 2008
Monday, 31 March 2008
I wish I was this cool
Dudes build a real life sized X wing fighter jet AND LAUNCH IT!!
What really happenned
What really happenned
Nut duster
According to our frieds at the urban dicktionary a nut duser is a goatee.
oh well..
Maybe you should try this at home
oh well..
Maybe you should try this at home
WAR whoa whoa whoa !!!
The total estimated human loss of life caused by World War II
was roughly 72 million people. The civilian toll was around 47
million, including 20 million deaths due to war related famine
and disease. The military toll was about 25 million, including
the deaths of about 4 million prisoners of war in captivity.
The Allies lost approximately 61 million people, and the Axis
lost 11 million.
Holy Crap Who Won really ! ! ! !
Sunday, 30 March 2008
are you metro ?
Metrosexual is a neologism generally applied to heterosexual
men with a strong concern for their appearance, or whose
lifestyles display attributes stereotypically seen among gay men.
"Metro" is a term springing from the Trendy and not so
Trendy Suburbs of cities like Sydney and Melbourne spawned
by an attitude of being outrageous as long as everybody else
is doing it. With minor attributes of trying to out do each
other and out do other generations that have come before them,
transcending gender and sexuality.
I guess love it or hate it every generation has criticized
the next.
The Sad thing is , This one is just plain STUPID !!!!!!!!!
Some call it generation Y . ( more like Generation Why!)
Generation X is still coming to terms with
something without substance trying to push
them off their pedestal.
In Conclusion
I hate Fairy shoes , I really do especially white ones
they are not Karate shoes that had their moment
in the Mid 80's. (Bruce lee made that shit cool!)
Fluro is something that should
be left in Highlighters.
And finally i don't want to see a group
of 5 Metro boys every 500 meters in matching fairy shoes
short tight cutoff shorts and low V neck tee's
showing off , well not much to show off !!!!
Please go your own way !!!!!
This is a mercy call !!!!
Thursday, 27 March 2008
CATS vs DOGS
I hate Cats , they are so Sly !!!! Mind you Dogs are stupid but so loyal
But i still think they should go to war to amuse us !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Sunday, 23 March 2008
Monday, 17 March 2008
Sorry
"Watchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
the real spelling of this famous catch phrase would
have looked more like that!
And was ranked #17 in TV Guide's list of "TV's 20
Top Catchphrases" (21-27 August 2005 issue).
Different Strokes AKA
45 Minutes from Harlem (USA) (working title)
claim to fame
Todd Bridges (Willis)
(March 2002) Fought and won against former rapper,
Vanilla Ice, in a celebrity boxing match on FOX TV.
Yeh Boi !!!!
Gary Coleman (Arnold)
Appearing on TV court, Gary was ordered to pay bus driver
Tracy Fields $1665 for hospital bills resulting from a fight
Gary said he felt threatened by her insistence with getting his
autograph and punched her in the head.
Dana Plato (Kimberly)
Arrested for armed robbery in 1991.
Arrested for forging a valium prescription in 1992.
Died accidental overdose of Painkillers in 1999.
May i Suggest the Tapioca for Dessert ?
Next time you think about chowing into that Bratwurst or Kranski
When the two men met, they made a videotape of their fatal encounter.
It showed them having sex, then Meiwes severing Brandes' penis,
which the two men then fried and tried to eat.
Armin Meiwes, the German cannibal serving a life sentence
for killing and eating a man who begged to be devoured,
has described how the meat tasted of pork and how he prepared
an elaborate meal of human steak in a green pepper sauce
with croquettes and Brussels sprouts.
Hope he had a nice Chiante to wash down that recently used Penis
no wonder it tasted like Pork !!!!! i might go Halal thanks !
What you talking about "Willis" ?
after a brief Hiatus "The Bradster" decides to return home to Wrongtown
only to find that Wrongtown is looking a little like
Ghosttown, Bandtown or HotBoobyTown.
So "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE" !!!!
Its monday here in Aust and all you poor soul's
busting out the 9-5 blues..... with nothing to browse
cause Wrongtown is Pootown .
Dont fret cause i am here to save your days.
Once i wipe my little Monkey Ass or Arse depending
on which Continent you are in ........... So Be Warned !!!!!!!!
Unless i lose my Motivation , You is gonna cop a monkey Shit fight !!!!!!!! !
Sunday, 16 March 2008
Wednesday, 12 March 2008
Wednesday, 5 March 2008
Monday, 3 March 2008
jerry was a race car driver
Jerry Cantrell(born March 18, 1966,
He has released two solo albums: 'Boggy Depot' (1998) and 'Degradation Trip' (2002). Despite the latter being recorded as a double album, it was initially released as a single disc album, but was later re-released as the double-disc 'Degradation Trip, Volumes 1 & 2'.
He is currently on tour with the remaining members of Alice In Chains, Mike Inez, Sean Kinney, and new vocalist William DuVall. His biggest musical influences include Jimi Hendrix, Heart, Black Sabbath, and Queensrÿche.
http://www.last.fm/music/Jerry+Cantrell
Tuesday, 12 February 2008
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