If it's too loud

Fuck shit damn fuck shit fuck!

I was on the tram this morning being squashed like a sardine and all around me were chumps with large stupid looking Sony headphones playing the high notes for me and the rest of the treadmill commuters in an annoying tsch tsch tsch beat.

All I could think was I wish someone would invent a device that you could hold near, point at people’s headphones and drill some annoying feedback noise or a high pitches squeal into their heads. That’ll learn them damn punks playing their music too loud in public.

And then I thought… uh oh.