Welcome to Wrongtown. Population – one.
Picture this. You’ve been drinking tequila and beer all night (hmm, on a school night too – tsk tsk). You get back to the place you’re staying, and your (very nice and accommodating) friend offers you more tequila (read as, forces you to try the tequila she bought in Mexico City). You pass out.
You wake up in the morning, early, and vomit so hard (and so freakin’ loud – goddamn it, you near wake up the whole neighbourhood), that you manage to burst blood vessels in both eyes.
Well done, Mr Brown. We salute you.
(oh yeah, and so pink eye is really conjunctivitis – but hey, it still sounds kinda funny)
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