We Wish You A

We Wish You A Poststructuralist Xmas

Can you guess what Christmas Carol this represents? I know, I know... nerd humour.

The semiotic coding of the other can be
reflected in the assignation of binary
opposites in the chronological nocturn,
which can be characterised as either
quiescent and voiceless, or multisonous
and stentorian, however these can be
resolved into the former only where the
nocturn exhibits the sanctified,
imperturbable, and refulgent cultural
plane wherein the desexualised m/other
and her sanctified, self-controlled child
may attain the meaning of unified,
almost sidereal, aestivation.

This is from a bunch of Christmas Carols put together by the Plain English Foundation. You can read the rest of them here.... there’s something to tickle everyone's fancy, no matter whether your profession be law, science, accounting or computer geek. Er, but sorry, no postie-related ones.