The money shot.

The money shot.
Originally uploaded by Safe in my own skin.

This rips

What can I say

The Mayor of Wrongtown

Goodwill Man
Originally uploaded by Mr TGT.

Fire in the butt!

Fire in the butt!
Originally uploaded by flappingwings.

This is why we Aussies think Europe is so much more sophistcated and cultural

The Hoff Soap Dispenser

The Hoff Soap Dispenser
Originally uploaded by Vitamin_K.

there's not much to say about this that you can't say in the comments.

Rum Sodomy and the lash

And on the topic of late posts and ANZAC Day
The Band Played Waltzing Matilda

The Pogues got this great anti-war ballad from Eric Bogle. It was originally recorded by June Tabor (who also recorded a version of the Pogues' "Lullaby of London" with the Oysterband on their "Freedom and Rain" cd).  The song "Waltzing Matilda" is to Australians what "Danny Boy" is to Irish-Americans -- the definitive song of national identity. It is a fixture at most public functions.

"And amidst all the tears and the shouts and the cheers
We sailed off to Gallipoli"

Read more at this neat Pogues website

 

"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash."

- Winston Churchill

chernobyl

I meant to put something down on the 25th of April as a commemoration of the 20th Anniversary of the Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster. But I was fatigued by a weekend boozing session with Daxton and Spudato. So much so I didn't even drink for a digger.

Some people say that the Chernobyl nuclear disaster is much more benign that people would have you believe. See this study for examples of how the cancer rate in the region is not exceptional.

• The Truth About Chernobyl Is Told

Or for a less contentious commentary you might like this UK site

• Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster

If you are more technically minded you might like this breakdown of the events leading up to the loudest bang the area ever heard. Or you can screw the truth and have a look at this made up travelogue of a person biking through the radioactive zone.

Cheers to the Ukraine from Australia.

This is really important

On Thursday in the first week of May, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00
in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.

This won't happen again for a bloody long time.

You may now return to your normal stuff.

ODE to CHRISTIAN SLATER "Your So Cool"

Lucy takes a drag from her cigarette.
LUCY I'd fuck Elvis.
CLARENCE Really?
LUCY When he was alive. I wouldn't fuck him now.
CLARENCE I don't blame you. (they laugh)
So we'd both fuck Elvis. I
t's nice to meet people with common interests, isn't it?

Who Made Who

Ahhh the !970's and 1980's
What a blessed time to live and
grow up in Rememeber when
Microwave ovens first made it on the scene
straight out of a US sitcom .... Wow we could
really make some Tasty Delicious Nutritious
snacks with those things

BUT who decided they should look like TELEVISIONS
can you tell the difference ....
We are Modern Society
We are the West
We are Capitalist
We should have made them to look like we wanted them too
Here is what I think it should have looked like















Imagine stuffing you frozen Burrito into
one of those suckers ... Man it would not know
what Hit It

Turnoff TV Week: April 24 - 30

TV-Turnoff Week is the last full week of April. In 2005, it was scheduled for April 25 through May 1. It has been sponsored in the US by the TV-Turnoff Network since 1994. So far 24 million people have taken part and the organization estimates that 7.6 million people took part in 2004

Your role: Carry our remote control with you as you take your evening stroll.  T urn off as Many TVs as you can.   Watch as people turn their TV back on and just as they sit down in their couch you snap it off again. 

Haven't got a remote control? get a Universal one - guaranteed to turn off any TV .  Go on.  I Dare you you urban guerrilla, you.   

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TV_turnoff

http://www.tvturnoff.org/

http://www.whitedot.org/issue/iss_front.asp  

Things That Are Hard To Say When You're Drunk

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity b) British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

thx fundumper

Guts and Balls

We've all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

Vomit

Ejecting matter from the stomach thru the mouth
Originally uploaded by bayat.

Ejecting matter from the stomach thru the mouth

DIE DIE DIE

DIE DIE DIE
Originally uploaded by termie.

From Andy's photos at Flickr

This fucking mosquito bit me on the eye lid and the ear tonight because it was the only part of flesh exposed. I hunted the fucker down at 4:44am and killed it dead. If it had a family I hope they all die painful deaths at the hands of children pulling their wings off. My eyelid has already swollen up (my left eye) and I expect that it will be extremely uncomfortable over the next few days until that goes away. My ear (left ear) was bitten twice and it too is swollen but at least I don't have to move it very often.

LET THIS BE A WARNING TO ALL MOSQUITOS EVERYWHERE: IF YOU FUCK WITH ANDY YOU WILL BE DESTROYED.

furry game

Play this game
& comment on whether you like it or whatever

found care of a wrongtown reader (and obviously a citizen) - Wastrel.

Check his site.

Its that Time Again

HARD ON TIME
HARD ON TIME
HARD ON TIME
HARD ON TIME
No this is not an ad for Viagra
or some really sleazy web link
The boys are at it again
New album release
THE HARD ONS: Album Launch! + The Damn Arms + Hytest
Annandale Hotel Cnr Parramatta Rd & Nelson St Annandale,
Sydney , Australia for you suckers OS
Saturday 29 Apr 8:00 PM


















ROCK N ROLL
http://www.annandalehotel.com/anh/default.asp

Writers Block age

It was the Best of times it was the Blurst of times !!!!!!!!!!!
Monkey Bidness oh how i miss it ....
Ye old toilet door poster ..... Gone banana's , up your nose with
a rubber hose ,,,,,,,, is it just me or did i just make that crap up
in my head one day cause i remember a time where every
Dunny / john / crap house door had at least one of these Sacred
posters that could amuse you for hours i just cant seem to find
any of the originals >>>>
SOOOOOO i am calling on the Residents of Wrongtown to help me out
Please ease my Pain .... help me find my precious posters from my
childhood past of all things cool and let me know yours
Adios Amigos

No Reason

is it to keep us out
or him in ?
This is what the boogey man really looks like
you got a purty mouf !!!!

Well Now for the Funny Guy

PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."

DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that."


A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “That driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”


thanks to the funny guys and gals who wrote these funny jokes ... my hat goes off to you

Millionaire Matchmaker Service

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Take a look and make your first million.

 

(Well I thought it was funny)

taking the piss again

Edible Body Parts

"Of course, people were shocked and thought that I was mad when they saw the works. But once they knew the idea behind it, they understood and became interested in the work itself, instead of thinking that I am crazy,"

more...

Justice is Served

A young rabbit;
A little flour;
Pepper and salt;
Some thin slices of bacon;
250g (about ½ lb) bread-crumbs
Sage;
4 large onions;
Grated lemon peel, just a little;
1 egg;
30 ml (1 tablespoon) milk.

Now dont take this seriously Bellamy

Fear not, B-Rad, I found him

Easter Bunny still at large

before and after .... have a happy holiday peoples
this is what you get for standing in the way of a good punch

Guess i just lost my title as "WAR CHIEF"

what you think i'm going Fag or somthing

terrorists2

terrorists2
Originally uploaded by craigwbrown.

In Japan there are bad men at large but some have been captured.

I was told the yellow signs say sometjhing like "thanks for helping us catch this guy."

Dobbers!

egg of death

egg of death
Originally uploaded by steakbellie.

Happy Easter all

Who is Sue?

Technology is the solution

It IS Rocket science

It IS Rocket science - Click here for a neat game

 

 

CAN YOU DIG IT ????

The new
"Armies of the Night"
















The Warriors is being remade.This movie isn't strictly a remake since it is going to be set in Los Angeles in 2006 and none of the characters or gangs from the original movie will be in it.What no Ajax, no Swan, no Rogues or Baseball Furies or (Gramercy) Riffs! In fact the only similarities with the original movie are the title, the name of The Warriors gang, and the basic story line . Rumour has it that Cyrus will still be the name of the guy who called the meeting. The movie to be released some time in 2006. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

ahhh What can i say ? Maybe the movie should be called

"Not the Warriors"

Your ABC... (la la la)

Star Wars personality test

Matt's Star Wars Personality Test

 

Jim's bet

He's won!

Read more here!

Welcome to Wrongtown

Welcome to Wrongtown.

How would you like to be a contributor?

All it takes is the motivation to post something, preferably at least once a week. And it's easy.

If you are interested just post a comment to one of the posts and leave your contact details. Or email via the comments under each post.

Cats

According to this guy

you are going to die and your grandkids will be sterile,

and this guy calls bullshit

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Pottenger's cats - One particular question that Pottenger addressed in his study has to do with the nutritive value of heat-labile elements—nutrients destroyed by heat and available only in raw foods.

A Study in Nutrition - As for as applying his results to human nutrition, Dr. Pottenger said, "While no attempt will be made to correlate the changes in the animals studied with malformations found in humans, the similarity is so obvious that parallel pictures will suggest themselves."

Cats are not humans - Dr. Pottenger observed that cats fed a cooked diet developed a number of pathologies, some of which were remarkably similar to certain diseases of civilization, whereas cats eating raw didn't suffer from these problems. It has thus been tempting to blame cooking for all the food-related evils from which we suffer; and in the raw-food movement, this study has been held up as the quintessential paradigm of proof of the perils of cooked food. However, casting Pottenger's experiment in this role suffers from some weaknesses that we shall examine, some of which are fundamental.

Tues Mourning Blog

It is that dreaded
time again for me
back to the Nut house
for another week







well all i have to say is






The Simpsons Movie
In Theaters:
July 27, 2007
Starring:
Dan Castellaneta (voice)Hank Azaria (voice)Harry Shearer (voice)Julie Kavner (voice)Nancy Cartwright (voice)Yeardley Smith (voice)

Genre:Comedy

Studio:Fox


Q. How old is Homer/Marge/Bart/Lisa/Maggie Simpson?

A.Homer is 36, Marge 34, Bart 10, Lisa 8, and Maggie 1.

Oh dear i am in my Homers

COOL CAT !!! Cat from the Wrong Side of the Tracks

sometimes i question myself "is this my path"
or am i just a vandal,.,., surprise !!!!!!
Welcome to the darkside
No Yurtle the Turtle here just a bunch of Sinister Ministers
preaching there preach ,,,, frozing there proze

everyman has a Darkside
Remember this quote
"the earth of a mans heart is stonier" Tell me what that is from
Who would have though our beloved Dr Suess would have much more to his life and
art than a couple of kids books ,, now really think about it .. That put butter on his bread
The guy was an Artist

Me being fortunate enough to check out an exhibition of Dr Suess in 2005 (thanks Andrude)
opened my eyes to the bigger picture .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
http://www.catinthehat.org/
There is more to this cat than meets the eye

Keneth Howard AKA Von Dutch

Von Dutch: The Art, The Myth, The Legend

Von Dutch is one of the most interesting characters in hot rod and popular culture history. Considered the founder of 杜odern・pinstriping, he was a prominent character in many of the rodding magazines of the late ・0s, and his fame endured long after he apparently tired of it. Besides being a striper, he was a gifted artist, machinist, and gun- and knife-smith.

Despite his genius and popularity, Dutch never made any money from striping. Money was something he detested. In this quote from a 1965 article Dutch explains his thoughts on money.
"I make a point of staying right at the edge of poverty. I don't have a pair of pants without a hole in them, and the only pair of boots I have are on my feet. I don't mess around with unnecessary stuff, so I don't need much money. I believe it's meant to be that way. There's a 'struggle' you have to go through, and if you make a lot of money it doesn't make the 'struggle' go away. It just makes it more complicated. If you keep poor, the struggle is simple. "

"The company's current owner, Tonny Sorenson, never met Howard aka , nor has anyone else who is a part of our organisation, thus it is difficult for us to make a statement about the man as a person.
"We choose to celebrate Kenneth Howard's artistic achievements and his contribution to Kustom Kulture, the Southern Californian culture that Von Dutch Originals is founded on and inspired by."

In the years that followed, Von Dutch became more violent and reclusive. By the time he died, he was practically unapproachable, and was spending most of his time crafting and decorating guns. His last words were reportedly "Heil Hitler".

So next time you pull out your credit card and bust out for that 130 dollar Trucker have a moment to think about what this guy was all about and what fashion culture has made him into
it has been something that has bugged me for a while
Respect to those who show it and know it b rad

Funny Wild Creatures and Human Jokes

Moose Lands in Front Seat of Car Sat Mar 18, 5:19 AM ETLEOMINSTER, Mass.
- A 500-pound moose crashed through the windshield of a car in Leominster and ended up sitting in the passenger seat with its head sticking through the glass. Emergency personnel late Thursday had to cut the roof off the car to extricate the moose, which was later euthanized by state environmental police because of severe injuries, police Lt. Raymond Booth said.The driver, Juleigh McDowell, 30, of Sterling, was able to get out of the car under her own power and escaped serious injury, police said.Police in Leominster, a city of about 38,000 residents about 40 miles west of Boston, had received reports of a moose in the area earlier Thursday evening, Booth said.McDowell was simply driving along Route 12 at about 11 p.m. Thursday when the moose crossed her path, he said.

http://www.bofunk.com/video/320/camel_toe.html
now this is funny ok ....... check it out no nudity but plenty of provocative shots just a warning

ouch

http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/kunsan.asp