Tuesday 18 April 2006

Millionaire Matchmaker Service

Richard Quick's Millionaire Matchmaker Service will connect you with the UNBELIEVABLE fortunes to be made helping millionaire African refugees, dying widows and crooked bank employees get their family treasures and abandoned bank funds out of such bizarre-sounding places as Nigeria, Ghana, Cote d' Ivoire, Benino Faso, and South Africa. These people have every one of the MAGIC FIVE TRAITS to look for in a prospective partner: desperation, trust, lack of education, stupidity and obscene amounts of money. For a small subscription fee, Richard Quick, Esq. will put you in touch with a steady stream of great contacts that will MAKE YOU MILLIONS even if you lack talent, intelligence and even a hint of motivation.
 
Take a look and make your first million.
 
(Well I thought it was funny)