Haircut 1000 (Part 2)

If I were superman...

Coffee

Meat fetish

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stormtroopers on holiday

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Originally uploaded by gummih.

Soakin up the sun... Drinkin beers, takin it easy.

biblewarning

biblewarning
Originally uploaded by gummih.

Sad, isn't it?

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Originally uploaded by gummih.

see more at WWW.BADADVICE.INFO

bad dudes

bad dudes
Originally uploaded by hockeystick2583.

how does anyone play anything other than the original nintendo?

Style of the.....

And the oscar goes to.......

Continuation of a theme?

World Cup news; Australia out!

Palace

Local Bar

sydney wankers

Endorsement

I'm Lorie. I visit this Web site. You should too!

WOW! Do not cheat on your wives

WOW! Do not cheat on your wives
Originally uploaded by steviebreech.

20 minutes to go

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Originally uploaded by listsanddiagrams.

Okay so Australia is through to round 2 in the world cup and who do they (we) face? Italy.

A guy at work's mother (who migrated to Australia decades ago from Italy) says that their current form will remain poor until the odds are right for the gamblers. So maybe Australia does have a chance. This game.

I guess not many of us think we'll win, but we are all staying up and watching the game anyway. It's very exciting for a nation of World Cup virgins.

If you are in Sydney you are probably in Leichhardt and if in Melbourne Lygon street has closed for traffic and big TVs are out on the street.

Boss - I'll be late for work tomorrow.

Tattoo Record!

Tattoo
Originally uploaded by Mashuga.

The GUINNESS WORLD RECORD for the worlds longest tattoo session is 39 hr 21 min and was completed by Greg 'Beans' Hines who tattooed Damien Ouchynik (both Australian) at Crossbones Tattoo Studio, Melton, Victoria, Australia between 25 and 27 June 2004.

And another fact I think goes quite well right here is: If you screamed for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

ACDC Lane

ACDC Lane
Originally uploaded by drgillybean.

When in Melbourne drop by ACDC lane. Check out the Trivia night on Tuesdays...

Australian Rock database

Hey slow movers - visit the Australian Rock Database
Some info from the site:

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FAQ
What the heck is this?
A spare-time independent non-commercial cataloguing project going on it's 9th year.
Who's in charge?
A slightly obsessed Swedish fan.
What do all the numbers stand for?
Look here to understand the database entries better.
Hi Barnsey! What's up?
I do NOT work for and do NOT know how to contact artists listed in the database. Try contacting the record company.
Do you sell records?
I do NOT sell records. Try one of the many recordshops listed on the links page.

http://hem.passagen.se/honga/aussie.html

Child Abuse in the 80s

I bet the kid's name is Shazza

Smile!

can you melt poo ?

Hard-Ons shows, you sex-ranch hands

Fri June 23 - Manly, Manly Youth Centre (All Ages)

Sat June 24 - Moruya, Waterfront Hotel

http://www.hard-ons.net/index3.html

And as for you Amirikins....

Hard-Ons are touring der USA in September with THE QUEERS.

Check here fer dates. And fer the tour details.

http://www.thequeersrock.com/tourdates.html

17th - Bottom of the Hill in SF.
21st Knitting Factory in LA.
22nd The Casbah in San Diego...

goin, T-Tock ?

Time for a beer...

this is sad, but worth reading...

especially the comments toward the bottom.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9516463045#description

tee hee ..... he said bottom.

Fings to do in Seed-knee

JUNE
Tues 27 - RODNEY'S TRIVIA EXTRAVAGANZA
w/ House Band DAVIS (the amazing Front End Loader), LINDSAY (Frenzal Rhomb) &
the mighty PETE KOSTIC (Front End Loader, Regurgitator, The Hard On's..!!?!)...

All this and Cooper's beer to boot. Dig it at the Annandale Hotel on Parramatta Road

New name: Heywood Djablowme

The guy from t-shirthell.com is running a competition at his new website: http://www.givemeaname.com

Come up witha new name for him and he'll give you $25,000.
Nice work if you can get it.

warning

Henry Rollins in Deathdealer on iTunes!

There are no values in this movie that parents would want to encourage.

Yo Poobags,

i've not visited wrongville for a while and had a hoot of a time there today.

i can't get it up (wrongtown, that is) in my Blogger Dashboard for some reaason, but will try to sort it so i can start posting again...

 

anyway, check the Annadale Trivia lineup next Tuesday. why the hell am i in Port, not sydney...

that would be the funnest. you sydney siders BUST MUST go.

 

From Rollins newsletter ..... Henry Rollins stars in the short film Deathdealer: A Documentary, now available on iTunes. Written and directed by Andy Watts.

From Analdale newsletter:

 

JUNE

• Tues 27 - RODNEY'S TRIVIA EXTRAVAGANZA
• w/ House Band DAVIS (FEL), LINDSAY (Frenzal) &
• the mighty PETE KOSTIC (FEL, Regurgitator, The Hard On's..!!?!)...

 

Don't Hassle the Hoff

Sound off like you got a pair

Browsing IMDB and came across the actor Vincent D'Onofrio, most famous from the popular TV franchise Law and Order. And dammit, would you believe that that b-grader overacting clown was Private Pyle from Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket? Remember those classic drill sergeant lines?

"Pyle! You move like old people fuck!"

or

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo. "

or

"Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."

Listen to Drill Sgt hartman at Movie Sound Central

make it count

Melbourne's sex slave traders

The original article, which I have modified was written by Elissa Hunt for one of the local tabloid newspapers. I lifted this from the website Melbourne Indymedia

While the beautiful people of Brunswick Street pose as black clad "rebels" Melbourne's miserable underclass gets revealed and freed not by solidarity from the community but by criminal informers to the Police. Read about the shame of Brunswick Street, one of Melbourne's most fashionable retail & cafe streets.

THE first person in Australia found guilty of slavery will serve at least six years' jail for what a judge described as crimes against humanity.

My neighbour and brothel owner Wei Tang was convicted last week by a County Court jury of possessing and using five women as sex slaves in 2002 and 2003. The five victims were recruited in Thailand to work in Tang's Club 417 in Brunswick St, Fitzroy, and given $45,000 "contracts", which they did not quite pay off by servicing up to 900 clients over a period of about 3 months.

They were smuggled into Australia and the Fitzroy madam, 44, used the threat of capture and deportation by immigration officials to keep the slaves bound to their apartment in Rae St, which was known as Mummies.

Holy Cow! That's my street!

Judge Michael McInerney said the fact that the door to the apartment was not permanently locked did not mean the women were free to leave, because of Tang's insidious use of fear of deportation and their lack of money, passports or legitimate visas. Tang charged customers $110 for her slaves' services and $50 went towards their contract debt. She pocketed the rest.

They worked six days a week and the only way the women could make any money for themselves was to work a seventh shift, from which they could keep $50 a client.

Judge McInerney said the women might have consented to the contracts but did so because they were financially deprived and vulnerable, had little education and sought to better their lives. He rejected Tang's claim that the women got a good deal, saying the contracts were designed to procure large profits for her -- up to $69,000 a contract minus expenses -- while leaving the sex workers at grave risk of being deported when their contracts expired.

Tang, an Australian citizen, pleaded not guilty and last year a jury could not reach a verdict, resulting in a retrial that lasted eight weeks. The woman who recruited the victims in Thailand and arranged for them to be brought to Australia -- and who cannot be named for legal reasons -- pleaded guilty to slave trading and gave evidence against Tang.

Judge McInerney said he took into account the fact that Tang had come from a harsh background in China. But, given her own experiences of repression, it was surprising she would commit such serious crimes against humanity, the judge said. He jailed Tang, of North Balwyn, for 10 years and ordered that she serve at least six years before becoming eligible for parole.

• Read more news about Australian sex slavers getting caught here

Depressed?

computer nerd

You want to plan network games with strangers.  You might even want to go along and compete in a tetris tournament.  Go on.  Treat yourself.

Check out Pegasus LAN Games at www.plg.net.au

The Smurf took a Shit on Billy Corgan

Pretty Women Make Men Stupid!

Women have known this since the beginning of time. Now psychologists at McMaster University in Canada have figured it out, too. A beautiful woman can make a guy stupid. According to New Scientist, pretty women scramble men's ability to assess the future. Scientifically, it's known as "discounting the future." Seen frequently in animals, it means preferring an immediate, lesser reward to a greater reward in the future.

Where are the free-speech champions

You dont want to see the next Shot !!! OOP's

I mean Photo

Retirement plan #12 Retire in 20's Awesome

Double the fist

the ABC has recently cancelled one of it's most popular TV comedy series; Double the Fist. (Don't fret - it's out on DVD.) It's a show that asks Australia to challenge itself in the bravest way; to eliminate weakness from it's ranks and workship at the bloody wrists of the Double Fist.

Read more from their website;

Congratulations! To me and the rest of the Fist team for taking out an AFI (Australian Film Industry Award). That's right those snivelling, wet artistes in the film community have decided to bestow onto my show the Fistworthy respect it deserves.

Double The Fist took out Australia's highest Film and Television Award in the category of Best Television Comedy- Sit-com or Sketch. Completely obliterating the whinging housewives from Fountain Lakes (you know who you aren't) and no-Fisted attempts of Skithouse and Tales
from the Golf.

Maybe now ABC will apologise for the pathetic treatment of their number one show! Fans- keep those complaints coming, ABC must be punished for taking us off the air.

Yours in Fist, Steve Foxx

And now:

Test your fistworthiness

Brad realised being the town bike wasn't the only way to give a good ride

You fat bastard!

Arj and Poopy

If you've got some free time, check this site out. Arj Barker is so funny - he's probably even funnier than Neil Hamburger, thereby propelling him into the America's Number 1 Comedian spot. At a pinch.


And vote for Arj and Poopy in the Annecy film festival in France (scroll right down to the bottom - the film is called Malheureux en amour, or Unlucky in Love. I think voting ends, er, today. Oops, I meant to post this ages ago... It was directed by an Australia - Bernard Derriman. Cool, huh.

Vinyl Lionel

more from uncyclopedia

Darth Vader was known as the ultimate badass in the universe, until his son Chuck Norris discovered the roundhouse kick was more effective than lightsabers and didn't require batteries.

Chernobyl

.A description of Chernobyl

 

..Next to the Killer Robot Amphitheatre, Chernobyl's most famous landmark was the Chernobyl Renewable Energy Plant, a massive state of the art facility which included the latest in Soviet-designed solar panels, wind turbines and, despite Chernobyl's land-locked location, a dozen Wave Power generators. Due to the huge scale of the plant, Chernobyl was able to power a huge area, equivilant to roughly one third of a football...

 

Source: The Uncyclopedia

Who was that masked man?

Deforestation occurs in many ways

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The clearing of tropical forests across the Earth has been occurring on a large scale basis for many centuries. This process, known as deforestation, involves the cutting down, burning, and damaging of forests. The loss of tropical rain forest is more profound than merely destruction of beautiful areas. If the current rate of deforestation continues, the world's rain forests will vanish within 100 years-causing unknown effects on global climate and eliminating the majority of plant and animal species on the planet.

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wacky euro translations of western movies ,,, no cowpoke here

I always wanted to share this crap
i saw these posters on poles whilst
i was travelling in europe
No it was not on short fat polish men
the Snatch poster was in Prague
the Hey dude where is my car
poster was in Vienna Quite Funny

Testicle Festival

Testicle Festival
Originally uploaded by Special P.

In case you didn't belive me about the Testy Festy...

See Rock City

See Rock City
Originally uploaded by skantman.

And here I was thinking Detroit was Rock City

boobwall

boobwall
Originally uploaded by craigwbrown.

This was the outside wall of a bar in Chiba City. The inside was full of dildos as decorations. And did we drink up! My goodness what a hangover some people had the next day.

testicle festival

Of course it had to be real. The world is too perverse.

Take a look at www.testyfesty.com

I still hate Telstra

Yes I am still complaining about this company.

"Let's consider the story of Lucy, an elderly woman living in Hughenden, western Queensland. She moved into the old people's units and the over-worked local Telecom technicians were two months behind in their work and hadn't got around to reconnecting her phone. Lucy, an extremely active septuagenarian, slipped and broke her hip. She dragged herself to the telephone but it was still not connected. Lucy bled to death and was found three days later.

Then there's another woman in remote Australia who was bitten by a taipan snake. She was at the station homestead by herself - the telephone was out of order at the time - and unable to call for assistance, she died.

I could go on to tell the story of the grazier outside of Normanton whose homestead was suddenly engulfed by rising floodwaters. Non-replacement and holidays had left just two technicians to service the entire Queensland gulf country - an area the size of Victoria - and despite repeated requests the telephone remained out of order.

But I really don't have to tell anyone these stories, they know the story of little Sam Boulding in Victoria whose parents were unable to call emergency services to help their asthmatic son and he died. Sam's mother says Telstra advised her that technicians would be around to fix her phone on February 5. On February 6 her son died. The phone had still not been fixed."

Read more about one of Australia's largest companies and how it continues to fail it's customers - here.

A stoll down the boardwalk in wrongtown

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Haircut 1000

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Don't we all

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Originally uploaded by craigwbrown.