Double the fist

the ABC has recently cancelled one of it's most popular TV comedy series; Double the Fist. (Don't fret - it's out on DVD.) It's a show that asks Australia to challenge itself in the bravest way; to eliminate weakness from it's ranks and workship at the bloody wrists of the Double Fist.

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Congratulations! To me and the rest of the Fist team for taking out an AFI (Australian Film Industry Award). That's right those snivelling, wet artistes in the film community have decided to bestow onto my show the Fistworthy respect it deserves.

Double The Fist took out Australia's highest Film and Television Award in the category of Best Television Comedy- Sit-com or Sketch. Completely obliterating the whinging housewives from Fountain Lakes (you know who you aren't) and no-Fisted attempts of Skithouse and Tales
from the Golf.

Maybe now ABC will apologise for the pathetic treatment of their number one show! Fans- keep those complaints coming, ABC must be punished for taking us off the air.

Yours in Fist, Steve Foxx

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