An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces."In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice," he says. The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
"Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out the same glass either," he says
The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and Kiwi.
He turns to the astonished barman and says,"In Austraalia we have so many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
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Canadian joke # 1
(From the internet so it must be true!)
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?"
"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob. "Oh!" exclaims Doug,
"Good trade!"
Canadian Joke # 2
An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.
"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."
He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."
"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"
"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."
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Canadian joke # 3
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Canadian Joke # 4
Look at the eyes on this fella
Hey Craig
Thanks for the piling on. I never really hear any canuck jokes, because you know we are the honest quiet peace brokers of the world. I know our government is a joke most of the time, like most country's governments, I think that is a constant in the human condition, all the idiots seem to gravitate into the government, but I know in Canada unlike Australia our Pm does not have to be a convict or a decedent of a convict to hold office. O you crazy Aussies and your romantic ideas about your convict past. Get over it.
that's one hot public servant
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