What's that "I'm so post modern" song?

What's that "I'm so post modern" song?

Artist The Bedroom Philosopher (A.K.A Justin Heazlewood)
Song I'm So Post Modern
Album In Bed With My Doona
Website bedroomphilosopher.com
Genre Folk / Country / Roots

Lyrics (Might not be lyrics to the full song, but still useful for searches)

I'm so postmodern that I just don't talk anymore,
I wear different coloured t-shirts according to my mood.

I'm so postmodern that I work from home
as a surf life saving consumer hotline.

I'm so postmodern that all my clothes are made out of sleeping bags,
I don't need pockets, I'm a pocket myself.

etc

The rest of the song is here