Wednesday, 28 February 2007
CHILDREN OF THE SUN - BILLY THORPE
'Crazy' rocker Billy Thorpe dies
By staff writers and wires
February 28, 2007 09:01am
www.news.com.au
AUSTRALIAN rock legend Billy Thorpe has died this morning after suffering a major heart attack overnight. Thorpe, 60, died in the early hours of the morning after he was rushed to Sydney's St Vincent's Public Hospital at 2am (AEDT), a spokesman has said.
He is survived by his wife Lynne, and daughters Rusty and Lauren. "His family were with him when he passed away," the spokesman has said on Channel 9. Thorpe's manager Michael Chugg has said the death is a "terrible tragedy", as Thorpe had just finished recording a new album and was very happy after a recent acoustic tour.
Ambulance crews were called to Thorpe's Sydney home shortly after midnight after the star began suffering chest pains. He was taken to hospital in a serious condition but then went into cardiac arrest and could not be revived. "He woke at 1am feeling terrible. Shortly after that he had a massive heart attack, the paramedics were called to the house, they worked very hard in hospital," Mr Chugg said on Channel Nine. Thorpe's former manager Michael Browning, who also handled AC/DC, has said Thorpe was a "genius". "I don't think there has ever been anyone in Australia that has been able to work the crowd like Billy Thorpe. He was just amazing, an actual genius as a showman."
Monday, 26 February 2007
Where U Bin ?
Who would have though 6'4" to 6'6"
according to his stats
http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/terrorists/terbinladen.htm
Kind of Hard to miss but then i was looking for a short guy
25 + 2 Mil US thank you very much
Sunday, 25 February 2007
Friday, 23 February 2007
Next week we're going to the movies
Wednesday - February 28 - 7:30 PM Metal: A Headbanger's Journey [M] (2005) Metallica: Some Kind of Monster [M] (2004)
Thursday, 22 February 2007
NSW defends decision to allow Cheney's crew to carry guns
The New South Wales Police Minister, John Watkins, has defended a decision to allow the US Vice President's security guards to carry guns while in Sydney.
The State Government has changed regulations to allow members of Dick Cheney's party to carry weapons when they arrive tonight.
Mr Watkins says the Federal Government requested the change.
"They made very clear that this was critically important to the visit by the Vice President," he said.
"Accordingly, we've changed the regulations to the Firearms Act which will enable a certain number of the Vice President's party to carry firearms under licence.
"In New South Wales there are very strict conditions being placed on that."
Now hang on a minute. Isn't Cheney the same dude who 'accidentally' shot his mate whilst hunting??
Methinks NSW Police Minister John Watkins might want to reconsider his decision...
Wednesday, 21 February 2007
Monday, 19 February 2007
Sunday, 18 February 2007
Condiment or dude splooge?
Dude, it's a totally rough freak-out we've all experienced: you're stumbling to the pisser after a long night of partying down, and you totally wipe out after slipping in a funky little puddle of mystery spunk. What was it? Harmless rancid condiment, or nasty-assed pre-crusty dude splooge? To find out if you've got the eye to steer clear of random DNA jelly, rock with the kickin' quiz below!
http://www.fratbeat.com/condiment-or-dude-splooge.asp
Friday, 16 February 2007
Thursday, 15 February 2007
Weill Cornell Robotic Prostatectomy: Surgery (5/6)
Men of Australia and North America,
Protate Cancer is the bullet with your name on it. Too much meat and alcohol, not enough masturbation, well, what can you do.
I'll tell you what; You can get surgury. Watch this video of someone's prostate getting cut away.
It's a training video, so by the end of it you'll be qualified to operate on yourself, or at least on your mates.
Mr. Spock on the old Canadian 5
A Trip Through the Time Machine
Wednesday, 14 February 2007
Monday, 12 February 2007
Frankston... !
A. Society.
Q. What does a Frankston girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a Frankston Boy in a suit?
A. The defendant.
Q. Why did the Frankstonite cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.
Q. What do you call a Frankston girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you are driving and you see a Bloke from Frankston on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a Frankston quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two Frankston Blokes in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. What do you call a hundred Frankston Residents at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.
Q. Why is three Frankston Residents going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A. Because a Nova has four seats.
Q. What do you say to a Frankstonite with a job?
A. Big Mac please.
Q. What's the difference between a Frankston boy and a Frankston girl?
A. A Frankston girl has a higher sperm count.
Or wherever your local favorite suburb is.
Buckets !!!! dont be fooled by them !!!!
The mother, 18, was charged with criminally negligent homicide and endangering the welfare of a child, and could get five years behind bars.
Authorities said she spent the evening of Sept. 15 downing gin and smoking cigarettes and then returned before morning to the shelter where she lived with the 4-month old girl. She then threw up into a bucket of cleaning solution next to her bed, then passed out on the bed, When she awoke about 10 hours later, she found the baby with her head in the bucket,
Man those cigarettes will kill you and others
original story adapted from
By ADAM GOLDMAN Associated Press Writer
The world according to Garb
He dismissed Senator Obama's suggestion that Australia should boost its troop commitment to Iraq by 20,000 it if was so strongly supportive of the war.
"That would be half of our army. Australia is a much smaller country than the United States and so he might like to weigh that up," Mr Downer told ABC radio
Thanks Alex ........ you hear that Guys 40 000 troops all up so all you have to do is sneak in on Friday night when we are all at the Pub getting Shit faced lace 40 000 Kebabs with Rat poison then we go down like a Bag of Shit
I dont really buy into USA politics and neither should that Dweeb we call a Prime Minister
but i like OBAMA sounds like a ridiculously cool guy and he was born in Hawaii but still a politician !!!!!!
John Howard was born in a bucket and we found him floating down the Ganges His reall name is Mahatma Howard
Sunday, 11 February 2007
Blow me!
Rose Tattoo
From back in the day when Angry WAS angry.
Foreigners - you can read up on Rose Tattoo here.
A great aussie rock band from the 70's.
God and an alien are sitting at a bar
I stole this from yahoo answers and it seemed funnier at the time...
Battle of the titans
Hangover cure
Friday, 9 February 2007
RIP Anna Nicole Smith
Tuesday, 6 February 2007
Ms Wrongtown says WTF
Excerpt:
Using the name Casey Price, [alleged 29 yo sexual predator] Rodreick attended the Imagine School from August to November before the seventh-grader was thrown out for poor attendance. Investigators said he was caught when he attended school for a day last week in Chino Valley, about 90 miles from Phoenix.
Rodreick also attended a charter school as a seventh-grader for a few weeks in 2005 in the community of Payson, about 65 miles from Phoenix, and had brought classmates home with him, investigators said.