Wednesday 31 May 2006

The A's of Farting


A
air biscuit n as in "Who launched an air biscuit?"

air blast n A powerful fart that when released, makes only a loud "whoosh" sound

air buffet n Like an air biscuit, but hangs around a long time and may be revisited many times.

air tulip n the kind of fart done by the Queen or Penelope Keith

arse cruncher n your bum crunches shut suddenly after this one

ass rumble n the ominous noise inside your body before a fart lets fly

assasination n dropping a silent one in a crowded room and getting someone else to take the blame thus killing their street cred.

http://www.sexymisslizz.com/queenoffarts/farting_jeans.htm

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