Tuesday 16 May 2006

Project: The Fibre And Fat Experiment

A Science Experiment!
The following analysis was to examine whether it is fat, fibre or a combination of both that causes human excrement - otherwise known as logs - to float.
Or skip to the conclusions:
Thus we can conclude that if your diet is predominantly fatty or fibrous, you will increase your journeys to the lavatory by 200%, therefore increasing your toilet paper consumption. If the whole nation were to switch to either a fatty or fibrous diet, the analysts predict a huge increase in deforestation as toilet paper manufacturers struggle to keep apace with demand and share prices in the toilet manufacturing industry will enjoy a boom.

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