Ratbags R us

Still laughing I have just read a post at a website called Ratbags, by a witty (and apparently a bit famous) Sydney dude who takes pleasure out of taking the piss out of the bizarre and physiologically unique among us.

The main part of his sit is called the Mellinium Project, and it comes with this quote:

We all know that "millennium" comes from the Latin words "mille" and "annus" and means a thousand years. The word "millenium" comes from the Latin words "mille" and "anus" and means something else. This web site is devoted to the millenium of sites which don't deserve a place on the Web. We are not putting them on a pedestal - we are offering them a stool.

Anyway I left his site "Full Canvas Jacket" from one of many usenet rants he collected that caused me the latest round of incoherent giggling. Check out this quote;

"...the vagina, like the pipe, is designed for bi-directional flow. The anus, like the rocket launcher, only launches one way! If you continue to stuff anuses, like stuffing a rocket launcher--an explosion will inevitably occur..."

So visit, send him a complimentary email. Go on.