Welcome To Gosford Bridge

Welcome To Gosford Bridge
Originally uploaded by JayJay04.

For many of us here at Wromngtown there is not much that can be said, except this is where it all began.

Go for
Gosford!

QUOTE OF THE DAY

I am inviting everybody who
gives a damm to submit their
QUOTE OF THE DAY
This could be quite interesting
can be from others or their own thought's

Here Goes

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink
every pub dry, the other is to sleep with
every woman on earth. Oliver Reed


Reed died in Malta, where Gladiator was being filmed,
on May 2, 1999, the result of a heart attack brought on
by one last night of hard drinking, which included three
bottles of downed rum and arm wrestling victories over
five sailors.

I am Creeping Death

Check this Site out if you Dare
see when you are going
down down down
six feet underground
,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
The Death Clock is open for Business

Seriously .,.,.,., its kind of interesting

http://www.findyourfate.com/deathmeter/deathmtr.html

Mom, Dad... I'm moving out

TEEN HORRIFIED AFTER DOWNLOADING SKIN FLICK AND DISCOVERING... MOM AND DAD ARE PORNO STARS!

By MATT KIRSCH

AN OHIO teen was severely traumatized after discovering the stars of a downloaded porno flick were none other than his own parents. Timmy Shannon, 17, recalls the moment that scarred him for life.

"I was like five minutes into this porno called Horny House Wives 4, when I thought to myself, 'Hey, that couch looks exactly like the one I'm sitting on. Oh crap, it is!' I remember the horror overcoming me when I realized the woman bent over that couch was my mother, and the guy giving it to her was my father. I instantly pulled my pants back up and vomited."

Timmy's parents, "Captain Throbberson" and "Gina Jiggles," as they were credited in the film, believe that their son needs to grow up and get over it.

"Tim's mother and I are completely comfortable with our sexuality. I think our son's a little scared he might learn a move or two from his old man."

While his family seems to be in turmoil, Timmy admits that future family gatherings will probably be a little uncomfortable.

"Call me crazy, but it's going to be pretty hard trying to enjoy a nice Thanksgiving dinner knowing that your parents have probably done it all up and down the dining room table!"

From the always reliable weekly world news

cats that look like hitler

evil pussy?

check out their kitlerwear

Amin to that !!!!

Amin was born Idi Awo-Ongo Angoo Dada in Kampala,

Idi Amin died in Saudi Arabia on August 16, aged 75, and was buried in Jeddah. On August 17,

Bring Back the A-Team Part 1

“You can stuff the Beatles. The only fab four that rocked my world when I was a kid was the A-team”

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

Watch all 12 episodes (about 45 minutes worth) of this classic documentary.

View this one here and then skidaddle off to Youtube for the rest.

NEO VS ROBOCOP

Man,, Youtube is sooo much better than TV.

Wtch this and then tell me who would win in a fight between Neo and Tron. (Remember neon the frisbees?)

Futuristic Sex robotz - F**K The MPAA (RIAA & BSA)

Here's a track I am sympathetic to. And you are too if you like music and film.

A fresh pespective on School Shootings

This is a montage of news, current affairs and a few movies.

It reflects the amplifier nature of Entertainment and violenace.

I'm quitting TV and switching to more RockStar videogames.

See An Inconvenient Truth - for FREE!

The documentary An Inconvenient Truth is a remarkable film. It presents the issue in an easily digested form where the scientific data is clear and accurate. Despite the dire predictions, it is also an optimistic film pointing to solutions that people and societies can make to avoid the predictions.

Intrepid Travel want you to see this film. We want you to see this film so much that if you send us your ticket stub from the movie, we will refund you the price of entry. Yes - you can see the film for FREE. More importantly, tell your family, friends and colleagues about this offer - they can see it for free too!

How you can see An Inconvenient Truth for freeSend your movie ticket stub to Intrepid Travel, 360 Bourke Street, Melbourne, VIC, 3000, along with your name and address. Please allow 6 weeks for processing your payment. Maximum 2 tickets per person and based on standard cinema class.

Details about the promotion
Details about the movie
The flickr picture

Medicine Hat is a dumb name for a town

A website used by the gunman who killed one and wounded 19 at a Montreal college had surfaced in other violent Canadian incidents, including one in which an Alberta girl allegedly killed her family in April.

The black and purple website, http://www.vampirefreaks.com, is described by its Brooklyn, New York-based founder as a "goth/industrial" site.

The site was available intermittently today, a day after Kimveer Gill, 25, was killed by police after he went on a shooting rampage at Montreal's Dawson College. Gill posted photographs and comments on the site, saying he loved guns and hated people.

"This is not the first time that the vampirefreaks website has been in the news," said Jesse Hirsh, president of technology services firm Openflows Networks Ltd in Toronto.

In a Toronto trial last year, the girlfriend of a youth accused of killing his younger brother and attempting to kill his stepfather was revealed to have had a profile and pictures on the site.

A 23-year old man and his 12-year-old girlfriend, accused of killing a woman, her husband and their eight-year-old son in Medicine Hat, Alberta, last April, were also reported to have had profiles on vampirefreaks.com.

The site claims to have more than 600,000 members and millions of page views each day.

Users can post pictures along with their likes, dislikes, favourite music and location, and communicate with others in "cults" or groups.

The Goth sub-culture is often characterised by black clothing, pale makeup and body piercing. Many write about being alienated from society, and while musical tastes vary, shock rockers such as Marilyn Manson are said to be popular.

The site says users must be at least 13 years old to sign up and "excessively gory/offensive pictures are not allowed. This includes cutting images."

Gill had posted several photographs of himself brandishing guns and a hunting knife.

A user identified as "kimveerthater" wrote today: "the only thing I'm sad about in this situation is that you couldn't have removed yourself from the gene pool before harming others. Rot in hell."

Some of the "cult" names on the site refer to death, freaks, witchcraft and sex or sexuality. Others refer to bands or have seemingly innocent names. The site links to an online clothing store called FuckTheMainstream.com, which sells black T-shirts, corsets and shorts with chains.

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper said today that the Montreal shooting was impossible to comprehend. He also said there is a tricky balance between freedom of speech and websites such as vampirefreaks.com.

"We as a society have trouble squaring our outrage at some of the images we see, some of the messages that are communicated to young people in particular ... with our belief in freedom and our desire to avoid censorship," Harper said.

A history of the http://www.vampirefreaks.com website, posted by a man called "Jet" in January, said it began as a personal homepage in 1999 while he was a 20-year-old computer science student. "Jet" does not identify himself further.

In an interview on CBC Television today, a young man identified as the site's creator said the vampirefreaks.com site is moderated, and should not be blamed if a handful of users do something illegal.

"That doesn't mean that the site itself is bad or it condones such activities," the man said.

REUTERS

I like this website: Cockeyed

Another funny website: cockeyed.

This website features pranks, satire, jokes and the scientific explorations "How much is inside stuff?" where the team pull things apart and see what's inside.

take a look

Monty Python - Spam

Seaking of Spam.

"I'll have Spam spam spam spam and spam."

I DIDN'T DO IT !!!!

Green eggs and spam

Ah spam.

I received a spam email today in my yahoo! account inbox. No great issue there: obviously we all get them and normally I would just trash them, but this one was such a hoot that I thought it might be interesting to post. It's not very well written (no, I'm not surprised) and the grammar is appalling, but read on. I guess it's meant to be titillating but it's really kinda silly.

Read on if you're bored...

She told Odette she believed she was in love with you too.
He intended to reach the sailing boat at anycost. A few minutes later he swung his launch under the wall of Casana harbour.
She was dressed inwhite again; now she hardly ever wore anything on her head.
I wanted to talk to you then but you gave me no opportunity. Richard was trying topenetrate her reason for making this effort to attract him. I trust you not to go to Devolis without me, but to take theboat straight to Aquafonti.
Richard called down to the boatman to makeready.
Richard had, in truth, completely forgotten that he had lefthis guest at Casana.
She knew she couldhave taken one of his boats to row across to Casana. She fell upon him and seized his hand with her teeth, biting hard.
Robinson immensely enjoyed being duckedby the two sisters. She put a peculiar seriousness into her tone, dropping her voice.
Its very flattering of you to want me to come.
She put her hands to her mouth and shouted, but he could only distinguish one word: Terno. With this she gathered together her gold bag and other rattling objectsand sailed out of the room. Mrs Rafferty would have to provide her guests with the meansof getting home.
You mean to say youve never heard of Palk, the great packer, ofChicago.
May I ask what arrangements you have made with your friends? His host nodded and Richard, following the servant into the house, askedfor pencil and paper. His feeling towards Aquafonti was ripening intosomething near akin to hate.
Only then he realisedwith rage the sheer uselessness of his enterprise. She was nothis chattel, nor was she his mistress in her own eyes, whatever shemight be in his.
Virginia poked fun at him as he gotinto Richards boat.
Not half-a-gale, busying herself in berthing her ship. Even if he leftPietro to manage the launch alone, how was he to board the skiff? He ignored it andtried to concentrate his thoughts. Her childish talk had no charm for him at that moment. He could not haveexplained why she produced upon him an effect of elusiveness.

Class of 84... well, sort of.

The Bureau of Crime Statistics and Research recently reported that a survey of people born in NSW in 1984 has revealed 10% got a criminal record by the time they turned 21.

To read more, read the report - Generation Y and Crime: A longitudinal study of contact with NSW criminal courts before the age of 21.

Show us yer woody

now that's a big woodpecker

Sesame Street Porn

Click here to read all about it

Did someone say balls?

This is for Brad. I know HE likes big balls...

Balls I say!

Naughty Naomi Robson

Naomi's favorite newsreader's blooper reel. Or is it?

At least she's no longer dating that cocaine importer...

Al Kyder and Terry Wrist board a plane

OKAY. I am now a fan.

A stunt performed at an Australian airport using the names Al Kyder and Terry Wrist. This clip is from a show on ABC called 'The Chaser's War on Everything'.

Comes in threes?

Peter Perfect, Mr Perfect Peter, (also known as Peter Brock - motor racing legend) apparently died at lunchtime today in Western Australia in a car accident.

I can't help thinking that this is (almost) like nature fighting back. Steve Irwin, renowned for getting perhaps too close to nature, killed by a stingray on Monday; Peter Brock, renowned racecar driver, killed by driving into a tree...

So what's next? I'm thinking that me just being here at work is an occupational health and safety risk. Maybe this means I'm going to get paper-cut to death, or a precariously-stacked tower of files might fall and crush an unsuspecting work colleague to death.

Or maybe I'm just being way too morbid for a Friday afternoon, in which case I should pack my crap up and get the hell outta dodge and into the nearest pub.

How The Matrix Should Have Ended

For Bill and ted lovers everywhere

How Superman Should Have Ended

This is funny. So funny it will probably save you the hassle of going and seeing the latest superman movie.

"Autobots, transform and roll out."

**************7.4.7

Everybody has a right to an opinion

and some people should just shut up


SOMETIMES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smart woman interesting article
opinionated i cant judge either way
http://www.guardian.co.uk/australia/story/0,,1865124,00.html



But really why do you need to at least he tried if you
thought it was wrong you never tried to stop it

maybe this sort of comments should be left

for the experts

i am just the Bradster

Brisbane is the 4th most porn obsessed city in the world

Read all about it

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys

Like the French? You won't like this website.

French President Jacques Chirac - "The only thing [the British] have ever given European farming is mad cow."

General George S. Patton - "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."

The French have killed more Germans on their Concorde than in all of their World Wars - Anon

Frenchmen are so brave that during WWII they fought on both sides - Anon

If Jacques Chirac took viagra, he would just get taller - Anon

thank you david

Click the Post heading for a great Groundskeeper Willie quote.

Build your own office!

Hey kids! Tired of your existing office space but faced with tight and oppressive budget cuts at work?

Then why not try this wonderful new concept: DIY Build Your Own Office!

Join the growing hundreds of people across the world who are investing in this great new phenomenon.

Be the envy of your fellow office workers.

Imagine the privacy you'll have - no more pesky workmates checking out the porn you're downloading.

The latest in technology is now affordable.

Proudly display those awards. I particularly like the photo this guy has at this desk (take a closer look...).



But I wonder how ergonomically sound the chair is....

Sister wrongtown

sister wrongtown : http://mayrahoon.blogspot.com

Just a matter of time

Noah takes a photo of himself everyday for 6 years.

The Simpsons is gay

And this website proves it

Get some Pigface in your special Place

When I typed into google "eating pork," looking for something witty to accomany this awesome pigface picture I was expecting to see menus, restaurant reviews and recipes. Instead I got at least 5 pages of results telling me why it's wrong to eat pork. Example:

• "He (Allaah) has only forbidden you dead meat, and blood, and the flesh of swine, and any (food) over which the name of other than Allaah has been invoked. But if one is forced by necessity, without willful disobedience, nor transgressing due limits, then Allaah is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful." and
• "And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase." Deuteronomy 14:8

Whatever dudes. So, this being Wrongtown I have to encourage you to get some pork on your fork.

As Homer would say... "Ho ho, Suuure Lisa (v sarcastic), some 'mystical, magical, wonderful' animal."

or even "Here's to alcohol : The cause of ... and answer to all of life's problems."

You want fries with that?

Sorry, I meant chips.

I was reading an article in today's Sydney Morning Herald, which began with the opening line that the Hamburglar could wind up in a New York city jail (gaol).

The Department of Correction is serving up a plan to put a fast-food restaurant in New York City's Rikers Island jail system, giving thousands of workers there greater meal options. Currently, the jail guards eat the same food as the crims.... There was no word on whether the jail guards, who get one free meal a day, would have to pay for the fast food or how many cigarettes it might cost them.

I did a search for images for the Hamburglar and came up with this:














Er, not exactly what I was expecting.

But I like the thoughtful use of the crash helmet. This is a guy who is obviously serious about his hamburgers. Now I wonder if he's remembered to put beetroot on it.

Speaking of things necessary to add to a burger, my friend Bernie is renowned for adding gerkins (pickle) to his home made hamburgers just do he can remove them before eating - he's often even gone so far as to throw the gerkin against the window in his own home. Gotta love a dill....

"They shot Sonny on the Causeway..."

"They shot Sonny on the Causeway..."
Originally uploaded by berutkowski.

That picture and the title put me in mind of some Tom Waits song.

Down the road there's a diner with a sad waitress waiting for someone to come back.

Position Vacant: Loblolly Boy

The loblolly boy's duties include: serving the loblolly, and anything that a ship's surgeon is too busy (or of too high of station) to do. This ranges from:

• holding down patients during surgery
• obtaining and cleaning tools
• disposal of amputated limbs
• carrying out "bedpan duty"

Additionally, the loblolly boy performed inventory control of herbs, medicines, and medical supplies. For further enquiries submit your resume to wrongtown.

From: Worst-jobs.com

Ideal for: Young, adventurous boys who wish to see the world and pursue a career in military medicine.

Job Specifications: You are, to put it simply, the warship’s errand boy. “Loblolly” is taken from the name of a thick porridge made of meat and vegetables that’s served to sick sailors. That’s one of your jobs. It’s also a general description of how tedious, and sometimes disgusting, your work will be. Aside from having to balance several bowls of hot liquid on a tray, steadying yourself against the undulations of the ship while carefully stepping over the vomit on the floors, you have to clean medical equipment, monitor supplies, and heating the various irons required for the amputation of limbs and treatment of bleeding haemorrhages. (Don’t worry, you’ll get used to their screams—and eventually, even the nasty task of picking up and throwing away the discarded leg stumps).

Drawbacks: You mean exposure to viruses and direct contact with amputated limbs isn’t drawback enough?! Ok, then; if you have no problem dealing with other people’s guts spilling on the floor, what about your own? You’re working on a warship, and highly trained military personnel are out to kill you. That’s never good, even on your best days.

Perks: The fun, the adventure, the chance to see the world! Plus, if you play your cards right, you can climb the ranks. Pray you live that long.

Crikey!

The Crododile Man is dead.

You heard it last, here at Wrongtown.

Serious Fun With A Staple Gun

Dumb english guys hurt themselves.

Super Model Meat Sports

Cyber Sex Gone Wrong

Wastrel Mag

There is this other blogsite - Wastrel - by some guy who sounds like he's a Queenslander (I hope hat ain't offensive.)

Anyway check his site; the latest entry has a bunch of photos and quotes by nazi chicks looking for love. The rants are worth the visit.

Winnie the pooh worships satan

Jesus Christ action figure

Get yours now

The Horror of toys

Ever wanted hapless victims for your giant robots, big plush monsters, or pets?

The Horrified B-Movie Victims Figure Set is just the thing you need! Screaming, horrified people are packaged in this great pack of figures that has nine screaming faces that serve no other purpose than to be afraid.

go here to see more

Myspace? My Arse!

So this guy ran a competition on the ugliest myspace websites ever. Check it here. I reckon basically any myspace site is a contender anyway. Especially this one.

the show with zefrank