Friday, 16 March 2007

That's Not Gold, That's Dung!

There's a new Neil Hamburger video and cd out, shot in Sydney.



Dear Easily Annoyed,

This message is to inform you of another CD for sale, a souvenir CD by America's Youngest Comedian NEIL HAMBURGER, a disc so marginal that it will not be for sale in any store: it will only be made available at my shows and/or via this electronic solicitation.

The CD is entitled "Hot February Night" and orders are now being accepted for this unusual release, which documents Neil Hamburger's struggles as the opener on a recent tour with Tenacious D. Suffice it to say that this CD could easily serve as an audio "encylopedia of obscenities", such is the high frequency of their use on this ADULTS ONLY release!

The price of this strictly limited edition souvenir release is $10.00 + $2.00 shipping, for a grand total of $12.00 to ANY ADDRESS WORLDWIDE. Copies of "Hot February Night" were originally made available at certain locations of the discount chain store Off-Price Value Center, but unfortunately that promotion was quietly discontinued after complaints from the public.

To commemorate the 300th anniversary of the United Nations, we will ship this CD to ANY NATION ON EARTH (U.N. member or not), from the United States onward for the same shipping price of only $2.00. Whoever you are, wherever you are, your grand total is $12.00.

You may pay by PayPal to management@americasfunnyman.com, or via Check or Money Order to an address that we will supply upon request.

If you are in Texas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Tasmania, New South Wales, Australian Capital Territory, Victoria, Arizona, or the District of Columbia...we will be in your area soon, and you can buy this item in person!

Thank you for your concern and acceptance of these unwanted solicitations,

Neil Hamburger

Source - www.myspace.com/americasfunnyman

Said one reviewer, "Buy this disc if you want to laugh so hard that your lower intestine rips loose and you crash through the glass table onto your face and lie amongst the cracker crumbs on the rug ... drooling."

How could you resist?


For your viewing pleasure, Neil will be touring Australia soon.

Fri Apr 6 - GEELONG, VIC, AUSTRALIA - Barwon Club*
Sat Apr 7 - HOBART, TASMANIA, AUSTRALIA - The Venue*
Sun Apr 8 - MELBOURNE, VIC, AUSTRALIA - Northcote Social Club**
Fri Apr 13 - CANBERRA, ACT, AUSTRALIA - The Basement*
Sat Apr 14 - SYDNEY, NSW, AUSTRALIA - Mandarin Club**