"Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless in a world of criminals who operate above the law…"
David Hasselhoff narrowly avoided jail yesterday (28.10.04) on a drink-drive charge - but was ordered to attend Alcoholics Anonymous instead.
"sorry mr police orifice ahhh my car said he was driving"
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DAVID Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman:
"I want you to call me David Hoff".
The barman replies:
"Sure thing Dave... no hassle."
www.davidhasselhoff.com
The hoff at my balls!
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