Thursday 5 January 2006

bukkake wrestling

Last night I was in a pub and what came on to the television? Bikini Honey Wrestling, that's what. With weird commentary about the girls rising to the top of an elite game and other bozo bullshit. The Brown Salamander took on some other woman and they wrestled in a wading pool full of honey.

Now if it wasn't golden honey in that pool, and was say... a whitish liquid of similar consistency ... it would have looked ridiculously like bukkake wrestling.

Anyway, first opportunity I got today I checked whether www.bukkakewrestling.com was a registered website. And guess what? It's free and available. For You. Right now! So hurry up web porn entrepreneurs and register now. No doubt you'll make millions.

And while I was typing this and looking for an appropriately weird picture I found a new craze sweeping through the strip clubs of Europe: Amazon Wrestling. Those crazy Europeans! They'll do anything for a laugh!

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