Wednesday, 11 January 2006

It is not a tumour!

tumour=tumor
–tumorous, adjective
/'tyoohmuh/
noun
1. a swollen part; a swelling or protuberance.
2. Pathology an abnormal or morbid swelling in any part of the body, especially a more or less circumscribed morbid overgrowth of new tissue which is autonomous, differs more or less in structure from the part in which it grows, and serves no useful purpose.
[L: swollen state]


Poor ol' Arnie cops a fat lip after illegally riding his Harley Davidson recently. Rumour has it that he won't even be receiving a fine for his misdemeanor. Of course he won't. And bollocks to him! If it's good enough for me to receive a neg driving charge for smashing up his Excellency the B-Radster's car, then it's good enough for the Governator.



The Terminator told Chuck Norris, "I'll be back."
The Terminator never returned.

4 comments:

Craig said...

Now THAT is funny

Craig said...

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people

Anonymous said...

Was that cut lip from the beating he got or gave to the cops?