A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at home and says hello.
He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knoes her from, so he says, "Do you know me?" to which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My god, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with a wet celery then stick a carrot up my butt?"
"No," she said, "I'm your son's mathes teacher".
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