For the record, Mr T hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I thought your paper would protect you."
Contrary to popular belief, Mr T was not beat by Sylvester Stallone in Rocky III. He actually lost to Stallone's stuntman, Chuck Norris. It took 5 hours of work by a dozen makeup artists to make Chuck Norris ugly enough to be a believable Stallone. Even with Chuck Norris, it was still necessary to use 3 metric tons of animal tranquilisers to knock Mr T out long enough for a 10 count.
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For the record, Mr T hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he
doesn't believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and
when someone throws paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough
to dispute this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the
face, then says, "I thought your paper would protect you."
Just thought I'd let you know
(see the A Team driking game here)
Mr T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr T only recognizes the
element of surprise.
Contrary to popular belief, Mr T was not beat by Sylvester Stallone in Rocky III. He actually lost to Stallone's stuntman, Chuck Norris.
It took 5 hours of work by a dozen makeup artists to make Chuck Norris ugly enough to be a believable Stallone.
Even with Chuck Norris, it was still necessary to use 3 metric tons of animal tranquilisers to knock Mr T out long enough for a 10 count.
The last man who made eye contact with Mr T was Ray Charles.
Mr T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.....
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